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Javascript is a human rights violation
i agree but hate to add the caveat that it (well, typescript) these days is by far the language that i’m most productive in, with the fewest bugs
it took me a long time to admit that to myself
it’s still a human rights violation
It is my god given right to pull half of NPM through my machine (and get compromised by 500 different malicious packages) due to my NEED for the MOST up to date PACKAGES!
I WILL have my hourly update to iseven() or I WILL have DEATH.
"There's just no way to prevent these kinds of attacks" says only language where this consistently happens.
They may think they have gotten over me, but they always come back.