https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vshg-hNUEjo

Entombment of a Machine, job for a cowboy

https://youtu.be/nOJHbpijw3o

That'll wake em up for sure...

I had a roommate who would play "Burning Down the House" by Talking Heads every morning at top volume.

It starts slow and quiet, then the drums kick in hard, launching you out of bed. By the end of the song we'd be pogo-dancing around the apartment.

The main theme from the Lion King

I had 'Thunderbirds Are Coming Out' by TISM as my alarm for a few years. Those opening horns certainly get the blood pumping.

Guten Morgen Sonnenschein

You Give Love a Bad Name. Very loud.

This is my wake-up playlist

Firestarter by The Prodigy

Wipe Out by The Surfaris

Mars from Holst's Planet's Suite

it has 1 song: paradigm shift by liquid tension experiment

https://youtu.be/Vi2IQNs8hlE?is=dNjKIzntyy-X7wHx

• The 1812 overture. If that's too long, just focus on the section with the cannons.

• Crazy frog

• The macarena (I was struggling to think of a third song, but I would hope the first two would do the job)

AC/VC by Neil Cicierega

Stress by Justice, at extremely high volume.

Shouldn't even need anything else. The stress the song gives should be enough to cause someone to vacate the premises.

Sabbath - Mob Rules

(Starts off tinkly)

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Sepultura - Arise

Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner

Elephant Talk by King Crimson

Hocus Pocus by Focus

Current value - Tremor

Wake up song improvised by Marc Rebillet Good morning sunshine by the narcissist cookbook Happy morning - The song from the folgers coffee ad

Just start playing Pantera's Cowboys From Hell album from the beginning and I guarantee he'll get up. If you want to spice it up just start it on a different song each morning.

Burning heart - Survivor

Eye of the tiger - Survivor

No need for third

All Star - Smash Mouth (Kid's Bop version)

The Pokérap

DK Rap

Wake Up – Rage Against The Machine https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gFNPzbWROFc

Aphex Twin - Rhubarb (#3 on Selected Ambient Works Volume II)

Tycho - Awake

Ray Parker Jr - Ghostbusters

Gentle come-up, gentle rhythm introduction, followed by unresistable urge to dance

make your own song entirely out of gen alpha memes and slang that you don't even understand and make it as wrong as possible

• The Champs - Tequila
• April Wine - Oohwatanite
• George Thorogood & The Destroyers - Bad to the Bone

Bodies - Drowning Pool

It gives nice quiet and loud so that it isn't easy to tune out

What's New Pussycat 7 times, followed by It's Not Unusual, then more of the first.

• Liquid Tension Experiment - Paradigm Shift

• Dimmu Borgir - Puritania

• Devin Townsend - Kingdom

Honorable mention: The darkest and most evil song ever made. Satan himself couldn't conjure a more effective earworm.

WAKE UP

^wake^ ^up^

Grab a bush and put a little makeup

Flamman & Abraxas - Good To Go

Mortician - Procreation (of the wicked)

Beck - Wow

All Star - Smash Mouth

YOUR NEW MORNING ALARM

This is actually my alarm sound

Nyan cat 24 hour loop

Pick three three of their favorite songs and start singing terribly. I’m talking off-key, purposely wrong lyrics. As loud as you can.

Even better if you can improv the lyrics to customize it just for them.

If they wish to preserve the sanctity of their media they’ll wake up sooner rather than later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2yptujSQMY

(Yeah, it's only one song, but play it loud enough and hopefully you'll only need the one song.)

Cranked as loud as the stereo will go:

• Hank Williams - Your Cheatin’ Heart
• The Carpenters - (They Long to be) Close to You
• Christopher Cross - Sailing
• Anything by Conway Twitty.

If necessary, find covers by the easiest of easy listening orchestras. If you want to have one album rather than individual songs, make it a Christmas album. I would recommend Loretta Lynn’s Country Christmas.

1. Cbat - Hudson Hawke

2. Gangnam Style - Psy

3. Burning Down the House - Tom Jones/The Cardigans

Start off confusing them with a cacophony of sound, followed by high energy, into Tom Jones shouting. Should be pretty hard to sleep through all of that

Why three when one will do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ

AC/DC — “Thunderstruck” or “For Those About to Rock”

And—please don’t hate me for this, everybody—that horrible Kars for Kids jingle. Play it on something he has to physically get out of bed to shut off.