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In the hills of Emilia-Romagna, a bank vault holds more than half a million wheels of Parmigiano Reggiano, worth well over 300 million euros.

The vault belongs to the bank Credito Emiliano, known colloquially as Credem, which has long accepted young wheels of Parmigiano Reggiano as collateral for loans to local dairy farms since 1953.

But now, extreme heat is threatening Italy’s “cheese banks,” and economists who study heat’s effect on growth say the exposure runs well beyond a single vault but into the country’s vineyards, its olive groves, and its broader economy. A blockchain-backed cheese loan collateral program

After receiving the wheels of cheese from dairy farmers, a Credem subsidiary, Magazzini Generali delle Tagliate, ages the wheels in two warehouses in Reggio Emilia and Modena. Producers typically receive 60% to 80% of a wheel’s value upfront.

But the process has come a long way from the 1950s, as blockchain technology now lets farmers pledge wheels even while the cheese stays in their own facilities, doubling Credem’s lending capacity. The arrangement solves a real problem: Parmigiano needs at least 12 months to age, often 24 or 36, and small family farms can’t easily keep that much inventory tied up for that long without generating some cash. So the bank provides some before any sales are made.

The scale of that arrangement is bigger than the vault itself. Italy produces about 4 million wheels of Parmigiano Reggiano a year, and the cheese banks hold about 500,000 of them, Giancarlo Ravanetti, who runs the bank’s cheese warehouse business, told CNN. His warehouses handle about 2.3 million wheels a year in total.

Meanwhile, Parmigiano Reggiano is a 4 billion-euro ($4.7 billion) industry sustained by roughly 300 certified dairies, and keeping that much cheese at the right temperature has gotten more expensive. Thanks to this year’s record heat waves in Europe, daily energy consumption rose about 30%, forcing the bank to upgrade cooling systems and boilers, add insulation, and expand renewable power generation.

Climate change is affecting dairy farmers’ milk supply as well. Because it’s so hot outside, cows lie down more and eat less, reducing milk production by up to 10% a year. As longer and more intense heat events become all the more common, they hit both the quantity and quality of milk, ultimately driving up costs.

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[-] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 51 points 6 days ago

Italian communists doing a bolshevik style bank heist but they steal all the cheese wheels in the bank

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 39 points 5 days ago

A blockchain-backed cheese loan collateral program

wtf-am-i-reading

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 40 points 5 days ago

Sell parmesan futures, buy brie futures, we call this moistness hedge in the biz big-cool

[-] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago

The Cheese Spread

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

They literally put cheese on the blockchain!

But also, this would seem to affect other traditionally cave/cellar aged things. I wonder if really old school German breweries are going to have Lager shortages.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm sure the breweries are paying more for energy but Lager was basically invented as a process to make this style of beer in the summer. And the way beer prices have been rising I can't imagine the breweries can't afford the extra electricity.

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[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

This is the most Italian thing I think I've ever heard of.

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

CW self harm

Italian chef using pasta as bullets

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago

lmao but you should probably spoiler that and cw it for self-harm

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

i don't think penne works that way

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

peppino-shotgun Seven-six-two millimeter. Full semolina jacket.

[-] SupFBI@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Penne alla pistola

[-] kisstrel@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

Mama mia! Not my Parmigiano Reggiano!

anti-italian-action

[-] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 5 days ago

mama mia...

[-] raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 days ago
[-] Athena5898@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

Everything about this is just so fucked up.

[-] Impenetrouble@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

We'll make it look like an al-(acci)dente.

[-] BuhbyeLittleGumshoe@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Climate change is affecting dairy farmers’ milk supply as well. Because it’s so hot outside, cows lie down more and eat less, reducing milk production by up to 10% a year. As longer and more intense heat events become all the more common, they hit both the quantity and quality of milk, ultimately driving up costs.

does-he-know

[-] Test_Tickles@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

god damn what won't the banks take from you as collateral

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

Not my cheese-a vaults! I am-a ruined

[-] griselbrandalf@reddthat.com 8 points 5 days ago

Everything about this post is perfect, down to the last comment.

[-] QuillQuote@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

I saw this headline in cookie clicker once

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Da heat melta da cheese!

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