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[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago

And still doesn't take a moment to reflect on how he's living his life. These fucking people, man...

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago

The reflecting happened before he got here. He knows, otherwise he wouldn't have fled.

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 59 points 1 day ago

I feel safe around a guillotine, how about you?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago

That guillotine looks awfully small. Is there enough power to go through a human neck in a single slice?

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Some people deserve a couple whacks.

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Its not for his head. Not that one at least.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Could be used for stop him from reproducing.

[-] goatinspace@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago
[-] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Ah, the Mel Brooks guillotine.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Oh man, I totally forgot about that! Classic movie!

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Don’t worry, these tech guys don’t actually care about efficiency.

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

These people shouldn't feel safe anywhere.

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

programmer_humor, hugh?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have that wagon. I mean not with the guillotine (yet) but it's a great wagon.

I've been wondering what speed I could take it up to. The casters might be able to handle 10mph

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

bye Felicia.

this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2026
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