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[โ€“] 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I dared to open TWO cans in the kitchen and NEITHER were for Alfie. The horror, the shame, the SCREAMING from the cat!

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Someone's gonna find shit in their shoe.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  • [โ€“] 2 points 2 months ago

    I once had a dream about my old man dog, a chihuahua x pom, in which he had (in the most disturbing of circumstances) "But, Mother, why must I stave?" and I am still traumatised by that dream and Toby has been gone nearly 2 years.

    In saying that, I love when Alfie jumps on me at 4am, in hoping I'll wake up to feed him and I launch him across the room... only to hear him go to this bowl and start nomming on the bikkies that have been there all freakin' night.

    Cats, man.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    Husband and I loved hotpot train so much yesterday we are gonna invest in a cooktop, pot and a lazy susan.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Was it Divine Hotpot? Went to the city one with a friend who'd spent 9 years working in China and she liked it.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)
  • [โ€“] 6 points 2 months ago

    literally struck by a migraine at midnight

    3rd this week

    it's the new ceiling lights doing it

    table lamps are best

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 2 months ago

    Lasagne dinner was delicious. Wine was delicious. Infinity Nikki rhythm game was good fun. Sleep is to be had. Hope everyone has had a delightful Sunday!

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'm finally playing expedition 33. Amazing so far. The story is so fucking cool.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Getting ready for bed I discovered I'd spent the whole afternoon at the pub with a folding knife in my bra. OOPS!

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    Um, it was a punk rock gig if I recall so no drama.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Okay, now I put these shoes on with my thick boot socks and the left feels too tight. This shoe size feels like a random seed that resets every night

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago

    book reading day, movie day , a bit too rainy for much gardening

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Have just finished up the cooking of a slow-roast chicken (with lemon & garlic). It worked spectacularly well. Haven't done that recipie for aaaaages but was easily as good as I remember. Lots of leftover juice too which is going to be a ramen base come Monday.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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