▲ 421 ▼ Police HATE this one weird trick (thelemmy.club) submitted 3 weeks ago by nunzilla@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 31 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 61 points 3 weeks ago (3 children) What seems to be the problem, officer? 🥰 permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago You seem to be hauling ass... permalink fedilink source parent [–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) I know that ACAB and rule #1 is keep your mouth shut but I would definitely open my mouth if a cop showed up like that 👄 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago All Cops Are Bottoms permalink fedilink source parent [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago In the smaller/thumbnail version of this picture it looks like there’s a play button on his mound, which just makes this even better. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago You seem to be hauling ass... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) I know that ACAB and rule #1 is keep your mouth shut but I would definitely open my mouth if a cop showed up like that 👄 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago All Cops Are Bottoms permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago In the smaller/thumbnail version of this picture it looks like there’s a play button on his mound, which just makes this even better. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (8 children) This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people. I'm not saying it's right, or that I agree with it, but in the 90s it was socially acceptable to hate gay people. Today? Today this looks like an obsolete joke whose punchline no longer lands. Because I'm not gay, and I'm not a cop, but if I pulled this guy over as a cop, first thing I'd do is prey on this guys insecurities and homophobia. The bumper sticker no longer points fun at cops, but rather identifies the wearer of said bumper sticker as an asshole. permalink fedilink source hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people. You miss the point: the message isn't for people of today, it's for pigs whose minds are stuck in the 50's. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago Who are generally the sort of people who become cops to start with permalink fedilink source parent [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people. Most cops still hate gay people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 point 3 weeks ago Just the cops? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago Used to? Waves vaguely at the US. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago People don't hate the gays anymore? Ohhh shit. I never got the memo. I guess I can come out to my parents now! Yeah sit down straight guy. You don't get to tell us the climate of tolerance. permalink fedilink source parent [–] revelrous@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago I don't know if the average cop has made it into the 90s mentality yet. Where I grew up there is a greater than zero chance this still gets your ass beat. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago New Hampshire is usually ten years behind on trends but that would put this car in 2016 instead so still kind of bigoted... Then again, it's New Hampshire... permalink fedilink source parent [–] JoShmoe@ani.social 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children) The sticker uses the word “gay” negatively. It insults a community like an afterthought. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Eh it's playing on that usage, but the tongue is firmly in the cheek enough that it's obviously not meant in a non-ironic way. As a queer guy I could see playing with the phrase that way, much like how my friends call each other the F word, and people wear "he/him/daddy" shirts at Pride, and all sorts of other ways we can make fun of ourselves and not take ourselves dead serious 100% of the time, which turns people off. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago* As a queer guy I could see playing with the phrase that way, much like how my friends call each other the F word, My wife used to work with a guy like that, in a supermarket chain. Around Christmastime he says to my wife..."You've heard of elf on the shelf? Well how about..."...and just stopped there, and straddled a long, thin loaf of French bread like a witch riding a broom. My wife, being the type of ally who would never use that word, just kinda stared at him blankly. She didn't get it. Meanwhile when she told me this story I nearly keeled over laughing. Not because of the joke but just because of her reaction to it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 weeks ago Why? You could easily argue he’s just had a prolific sex life with a string of cops permalink fedilink source parent [–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) I agree stupid bumper sticker permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 point 3 weeks ago Unless I’m getting pulled over every day, the sticker just makes the driver look like a turd. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people. You miss the point: the message isn't for people of today, it's for pigs whose minds are stuck in the 50's. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago Who are generally the sort of people who become cops to start with permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago Who are generally the sort of people who become cops to start with permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people. Most cops still hate gay people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 point 3 weeks ago Just the cops? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 point 3 weeks ago Just the cops? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago Used to? Waves vaguely at the US. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago People don't hate the gays anymore? Ohhh shit. I never got the memo. I guess I can come out to my parents now! Yeah sit down straight guy. You don't get to tell us the climate of tolerance. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] revelrous@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago I don't know if the average cop has made it into the 90s mentality yet. Where I grew up there is a greater than zero chance this still gets your ass beat. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago New Hampshire is usually ten years behind on trends but that would put this car in 2016 instead so still kind of bigoted... Then again, it's New Hampshire... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children) The sticker uses the word “gay” negatively. It insults a community like an afterthought. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Eh it's playing on that usage, but the tongue is firmly in the cheek enough that it's obviously not meant in a non-ironic way. As a queer guy I could see playing with the phrase that way, much like how my friends call each other the F word, and people wear "he/him/daddy" shirts at Pride, and all sorts of other ways we can make fun of ourselves and not take ourselves dead serious 100% of the time, which turns people off. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago* As a queer guy I could see playing with the phrase that way, much like how my friends call each other the F word, My wife used to work with a guy like that, in a supermarket chain. Around Christmastime he says to my wife..."You've heard of elf on the shelf? Well how about..."...and just stopped there, and straddled a long, thin loaf of French bread like a witch riding a broom. My wife, being the type of ally who would never use that word, just kinda stared at him blankly. She didn't get it. Meanwhile when she told me this story I nearly keeled over laughing. Not because of the joke but just because of her reaction to it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 weeks ago Why? You could easily argue he’s just had a prolific sex life with a string of cops permalink fedilink source parent
[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Eh it's playing on that usage, but the tongue is firmly in the cheek enough that it's obviously not meant in a non-ironic way. As a queer guy I could see playing with the phrase that way, much like how my friends call each other the F word, and people wear "he/him/daddy" shirts at Pride, and all sorts of other ways we can make fun of ourselves and not take ourselves dead serious 100% of the time, which turns people off. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago* As a queer guy I could see playing with the phrase that way, much like how my friends call each other the F word, My wife used to work with a guy like that, in a supermarket chain. Around Christmastime he says to my wife..."You've heard of elf on the shelf? Well how about..."...and just stopped there, and straddled a long, thin loaf of French bread like a witch riding a broom. My wife, being the type of ally who would never use that word, just kinda stared at him blankly. She didn't get it. Meanwhile when she told me this story I nearly keeled over laughing. Not because of the joke but just because of her reaction to it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago* As a queer guy I could see playing with the phrase that way, much like how my friends call each other the F word, My wife used to work with a guy like that, in a supermarket chain. Around Christmastime he says to my wife..."You've heard of elf on the shelf? Well how about..."...and just stopped there, and straddled a long, thin loaf of French bread like a witch riding a broom. My wife, being the type of ally who would never use that word, just kinda stared at him blankly. She didn't get it. Meanwhile when she told me this story I nearly keeled over laughing. Not because of the joke but just because of her reaction to it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 weeks ago Why? You could easily argue he’s just had a prolific sex life with a string of cops permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) I agree stupid bumper sticker permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 point 3 weeks ago Unless I’m getting pulled over every day, the sticker just makes the driver look like a turd. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 point 3 weeks ago Unless I’m getting pulled over every day, the sticker just makes the driver look like a turd. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago Shit, why argue? I'm a criminal. I knew it was wrong and I did it anyway. permalink fedilink source parent [–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago The instinct to immediately pull over is a mistake, it arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Mash the pedal down and make the bastard chase you No cop was ever born who isn't a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift. Accelerate immediately. When you see the red light, do not stop. Speed up to 120 mph. Force the chase. Drive to the next exit while signaling confusingly (e.g., indicating a right turn while staying on the freeway). By forcing the officer to lose control of their vehicle while trying to keep up with your finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift, you shift the psychological dynamic. This makes him horny. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago Shit, why argue? I'm a criminal. I knew it was wrong and I did it anyway. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago The instinct to immediately pull over is a mistake, it arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Mash the pedal down and make the bastard chase you No cop was ever born who isn't a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift. Accelerate immediately. When you see the red light, do not stop. Speed up to 120 mph. Force the chase. Drive to the next exit while signaling confusingly (e.g., indicating a right turn while staying on the freeway). By forcing the officer to lose control of their vehicle while trying to keep up with your finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift, you shift the psychological dynamic. This makes him horny. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?" "Because you're hoping I'm gay?" permalink fedilink source
[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) I’ve seen this porn permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago Oh yeah, you sexy sexy Camry... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago Oh yeah, you sexy sexy Camry... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Solrac@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago Yeah, except most married cops probably have Grindr permalink fedilink source
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 3 weeks ago Reminds me of this (sfw) animation: https://e621.net/p/4rrhf permalink fedilink source
[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) Gay cops are still oppressors just as much. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago ACAG permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago* Hey now, not all cocksuckers are bad cocksuckers! permalink fedilink source
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