▲ 421 ▼ Police HATE this one weird trick (thelemmy.club) submitted 3 weeks ago by nunzilla@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 31 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago Shit, why argue? I'm a criminal. I knew it was wrong and I did it anyway. permalink fedilink source parent [–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago The instinct to immediately pull over is a mistake, it arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Mash the pedal down and make the bastard chase you No cop was ever born who isn't a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift. Accelerate immediately. When you see the red light, do not stop. Speed up to 120 mph. Force the chase. Drive to the next exit while signaling confusingly (e.g., indicating a right turn while staying on the freeway). By forcing the officer to lose control of their vehicle while trying to keep up with your finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift, you shift the psychological dynamic. This makes him horny. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago Shit, why argue? I'm a criminal. I knew it was wrong and I did it anyway. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago The instinct to immediately pull over is a mistake, it arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Mash the pedal down and make the bastard chase you No cop was ever born who isn't a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift. Accelerate immediately. When you see the red light, do not stop. Speed up to 120 mph. Force the chase. Drive to the next exit while signaling confusingly (e.g., indicating a right turn while staying on the freeway). By forcing the officer to lose control of their vehicle while trying to keep up with your finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift, you shift the psychological dynamic. This makes him horny. permalink fedilink source parent
