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[-] deft@lemmy.wtf 6 points 14 hours ago

Movie was solid 7.2/10. People just cry all over because superhero, because woman, because "what if" or because of some dumb thing.

[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It's hero slop good guy beats bad guy

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

This type of movie is only a drag if you are a sex trafficker.

[-] Abyssian@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It was a total waste. Now we have 2 people from Krypton on Earth. The only two. I expected a story about Clark and his hot blonde cousin working hard to repopulate their species. They don't even talk about it!

Like... come on. We all want to have sex with our hottest cousin. We don't because stupid society says it's wrong. But if we were the only two humans left so suddenly banging our hot cousin was something we had to do for the survival of the human race? Fucking JACKPOT.

What kind of a weirdo totally ignores the story we all want to see? It writes itself.

[-] sydd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Have you ever heard of projection?

[-] Abyssian@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Umm... duh? I saw the movie in a theater. That's how they show them.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I can tell you never read the comics I did.

[-] rapchee@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

... are you saying they are banging in the comics?

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago
[-] Abyssian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I couldn't afford comics as a kid, my education comes entirely from alt.sex.stories.unmoderated.incest.

[-] ScriptSage@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

I was loving this movie until it started being a superhero movie. It was a really cool scifi experience till then

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago

I guess I should watch this.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 80 points 2 days ago

That's pretty much all a movie needs, really.

[-] ButtDrugs@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 73 points 2 days ago

I'm a little more interested in it now TBH

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, I'm done with superheros that aren't animated but this is a plot I can get behind.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

It was a weird one I thought. It has all the good elements I like - a sort of grungy vibe, ass-kicking woman protagonist, kill-all-sex-traffickers central theme - but somehow it was also kind of boring? I'm not entirely sure how they managed to pull that off TBH.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 21 points 2 days ago

Good! If you're interested in the sort of story, it's a solid movie.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

The dog sucked. I wish they used a real one. The cgi was just very rough, and I felt nothing for it all movie because of this fact.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago
[-] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Boo Go to your room and think of what you've done

[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago

I think next DCU movie should just be Krypto. That’s Avatar levels of money.

Krypto killing sex traffickers

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

As a side quest, Krypto can kill Sam Altman and Peter Thiel to help reign in crypto.

[-] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I mean, that's kind of what they did in Superman, and it was very cathartic

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[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

I thought lobo was the villain. Is lobo a sex trafficker in this movie?

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

No. He is not the villain. He is just a bounty hunter.

BTW, I really liked Lobo in Man of Tomorrow, the animated film.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

This meme is so confusing, do I read it top to bottom or bottom to top?

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago
[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

Except the dog was poisoned and sad. It wasn't "awww doggie" it was "awww sad doggie." Also Supergirl didn't have her powers for like 3/4ths of the movie (due to her character's own stupidity). Like they couldn't write a decent story if she had powers.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 16 points 2 days ago

23-year-old with abandonment and self-worth issues behaves less than reasonably, more at 11.

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[-] ProdigiousInsanity@lemmus.org 9 points 1 day ago

Hmmm doggie? Which movie was this again? Asking for a friend

Lassie Has a Psychotic Reaction to Krokodil

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Perfect movie.

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I like all that. Really liked what she did to that one jackass at the end--- made me like her a bit more.

Did not like dog being hurt, dog being left, dog almost dying. Did not like! 😭

Edit: omg I just realized why the Cons hated this movie! It's in the second line of the OP's post.

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