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[–] 35 points 2 months ago (1 child)

The Uk collectively deciding that all politicians are arseholes, and electing Larry the No 10 Cat as Prime Minister would be S-tier British humour.

Prime Minister Larry and deputy Prime Minister Binface would make me proud to be British.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    They wouldn't be a TERFascist attacking trans kids and Palestine protesters, so huge upgrade.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    Everyone loves Larry.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    An animal as a leader would at least not make anything worse... so there's a real upside.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Even better than the lettuce and that was the best prime minister for decades

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    Lifts back leg, licks own arse in front of cameras, saunters off without a care what anyone thinks. Seeks out the nearest person to give it everything it desires.

    Sounds a perfect (pun deliberately avoided) fit!

    Alternate ending; "Boris, is that you?" (That would be too insulting to the cat though to associate so closely)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    PM declares war on pigeons.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (3 children)

    So you think that Britain doesn't have any problems left and the best behavioral model for the Prime Minister is licking his balls and demanding food?

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