The Uk collectively deciding that all politicians are arseholes, and electing Larry the No 10 Cat as Prime Minister would be S-tier British humour.
Prime Minister Larry and deputy Prime Minister Binface would make me proud to be British.
The Uk collectively deciding that all politicians are arseholes, and electing Larry the No 10 Cat as Prime Minister would be S-tier British humour.
Prime Minister Larry and deputy Prime Minister Binface would make me proud to be British.
They wouldn't be a TERFascist attacking trans kids and Palestine protesters, so huge upgrade.
I hear he's really racist against mice.
An animal as a leader would at least not make anything worse... so there's a real upside.
For the uninitiated, Larry is far from the first official mouser of 10 Downing street, it's a time-honored tradition at this point.
Even better than the lettuce and that was the best prime minister for decades
Lifts back leg, licks own arse in front of cameras, saunters off without a care what anyone thinks. Seeks out the nearest person to give it everything it desires.
Sounds a perfect (pun deliberately avoided) fit!
Alternate ending; "Boris, is that you?" (That would be too insulting to the cat though to associate so closely)
So you think that Britain doesn't have any problems left and the best behavioral model for the Prime Minister is licking his balls and demanding food?
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