The fact they ended up netting an Olympian of all people, and one who had previously canoed in the pond, shows how stupid this whole thing was. We all knew this would be the outcome. Trump wasted tax payer dollars, skipped over proven government contract bidding processes, and ended up with shit for a result. His ballroom and arch will end no differently.

Nobody believed the Olympian damaged the pool. Headlines about the pool falling apart after trumps botched work were circulating for weeks before the Olympian came on the scene. The trump administration is trying to instill a chilling effect that trump cannot be questioned or you will be prosecuted, even if its on false charges. The trump administration knows the charges won't still. They just want to cost regular Americans money and time they don't have as punishment for making trump look bad.

So the obvious was finally discovered?

There were others charged too, right? Did they drop those? I hate how the media just pick one person to update us on and ignore others in the same situation.

Kind of them to wait to drop the news at 5:00PM on a Friday.

That dude needs to sue them for $75 trillion.

Dr. Evil pinky gesture.

Can the DOJ be sued for frivolous prosecution now?

I could have saved a lot of people a lot of time (and money) if they had just ASKED ME!

How much did this bullshit cost the 'Murican taxpayers?

How are you guys enjoying all the winning over there?

In other news, this is a smokescreen. Specifically for Trump and many other powerful elites fucked kids on a CIA/mossad linked pedophile island.

When is Trump going to be declared a litigious litigant, and prohibited from filing lawsuits?

Every lawyer that works currently for the DOJ should be disbarred.

Jeanine Pirro will be drowning her sorrows in a few boxes of cheap wine tonight. 🍷

Everyno one could have seen this coming!!!

Say it with me now: "The cruelty is the point"

Or I guess, "was" in this case.

If they prosecuted someone in a canoe for damage to the reflecting pool this could set a precedent for prosecuting anyone for changes to the pool, including the hiring of a pool boy to refurbish it.

It belongs to us all. So does the white house.

I think it's high time we remind these motherfuckers & it's best we do it in court. That's all they know besides money.

I say bring it.

Sue judge box o wine.

Apparently the color reflects the state of the country - shit stained.

Shocker /s