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[–] 68 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I'm actually fascinated by "fiction science".

Like, how much holy does a mist of water need to cause vampire damage?

Also pondering: what is the range of blessing water? Can a person bless a whole ocean? How much holy energy does a priest need to create true holy damage? Is "holy" in the mind of the beholder, like a business man seeing money as their God and uses a Benjamin as their holy symbol?

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Is holiness dilutable? Like, if there's insufficient holiness for a given body of water to be considered pure holy, does the holy dilute into a less holy form? Would it still be considered holy water if you have nothing but the diluted stuff? Is there a limit to how much holy a body of water can contain?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    You joke but the Catholic canon says that to check if someone is saint you have to pray to him and if miracle happens it means that this person can talk to god because only god can do miracles. And since he can talk to god it means he's in heaven so his a saint. They actually have a pretend 'scientific method' they use for beatifications.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Fools. By exposing them to a low enough dose over and long enough period of time you will breed a new form of super vampires, completely immune to holy water!

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    Holy water with essential garlic oil extract.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    If we dump enough holy water outside, it'll enter the global water cycle and render the whole planet inhospitable to vampires.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I am horrified and intrigued

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Vampires hate this one trick …

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    OP, can I have the meme template for this one image?

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  • laughs in atheist vampire

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Step 1, find out about vampired, step 2 apply for whatever lowest level can let you bless water online of clergy. step 3 bless the ocean. Eventually all water is now holywater, vampires die from any air humidity. step 4 profit.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    That's actually a great idea

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    This is a great point

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