As a female, i try to help out a little by doing a weird diagonal ascent while sprinting up as fast as I can to get us both outta there asap

Dude i dont know if youre really into parquetry or something youre missing out because if you turn your head up you can sometimes catch some gorgeous bootay while she's not paying attention!

Oh look, a penny!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with looking at a girl's ass if it's right in front of you. Especially if it's a nice ass. Just don't be weird about it.

Why?

Why not look?

Ass on display, i look.
I don't stare endlessly nor do i go out of my way to look, but i do look.
Fuck all you puritan-wannabes who think looking is a crime.

I look up like I'm a tourist and all these buildings are so tall!

go for it I have a nice ass you may look just don't be weird

Lol just hang back a bit (as a courtesy to strangers in stairwells) and then don’t worry about it

Or just start scatting so she knows you’re not a threat (couldn’t find a link to the original bit, sorry)

Most likely mid-back for me. I might glance (depending on the situation), but I'm trying to climb stairs, so my focus is usually on "not tripping". Staring at someone's ass the whole way up... a little creeper. Staring at my feet the whole way up... I might fail at climbing stairs. Guess it also depends on our distance/height and where my eye level sits