What if she has the tiniest of skirts, that's when I'm fucked

My brain goes into high frame rate 8K HDR .... is that weird?

And if it's a dudes ass, no body would even care - is what I would have said if I wasn't in a commited relationship with the fem"boy" with the best ass ever :3

Exactly, it started as a joke and it should stay as one. Even if its not a "nice ass", the point here is executing the task at hand, which is: walking up the stairwell.