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[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Kids in general are usually worth a lot, if you know the market, of course.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

Username.... Hopefully doesn't check out!?!? 🫪

[-] vane@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

To work for someone who have trouble to write single sentence and use computer.

[-] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 2 days ago
[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Look at Ms. Moneybags; I’ve seen pastry chefs go into that much debt in culinary schools just to make $30,000/year!

[-] architect 2 points 10 hours ago

That sounds like a really bad choice in school and career to go into. Bakers are already broke before college.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I could put my penis on a cake in three years and it would sell for forty thousand dollars. The cake, not my penis, I mean. My penis would never be worth that much. Three nickels at best, and that would have to be on a Tuesday.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

A person's worth cannot be fairly measured in dollars.

[-] grandel@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago
[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

And for everything else, there's Mastercard®️

[-] far_university1990@reddthat.com 2 points 12 hours ago

Willkommen bei der Schufa, würden sie gerne ihren Sozialen Kreditpunktestand abrufen?

[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 30 points 2 days ago

try applying for a mortgage

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago
[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Wages always weirded me out. Wdym 1 hour of work, regardless of output, is worth $20 or whatever? No one outside of a corporate environment could rent me for $20 to do an hoir of work, but i also do that every week of the year.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

And that's not what this meme is about.

[-] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

Not fairly, no, but unfortunately in many cases that's exactly how it's measured.

[-] Smaile@lemmy.ca -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yes it can, it's done all the time, this is cope.

[-] beefmayonnaise@feddit.org -3 points 2 days ago

At least the YouTube kid has done something for his money.

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