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Since ancient times its been noble to make moves on your buddys wife when he goes off to war.
This you?
I wish(bone)
It would be really, really interesting if you got lots of action on the trip while your wife couldn't even dream of moving on.
oh, how did this get here?
just walk in the front door expecting a hero's welcome. I'm sure they will respect the fact that you've returned and go back to their homes peacefully.
Bro I told you it would be better to just stay with that hot weird girl named after the lemonade punch.
PLEASE check on your pets!!!
Hey, on your trip did you see or hear anything about some peoples going across the sea, raiding and fighting and collapsing of our age of bronze?
UHHHHH, I definitely did NOT see and raiding and pillaging. If you have any other questions I should call my lawyer.
how useless is your son?
Well... he's a good kid but...
For the love of god don't dry fire your bow in front of them to look cool. That shit will ruin your bow.
have you tried stringing the bow and shooting an arrow through some axeheads? 
Oh shit yeah I got a bow and some axes in my garage, that will show these assholes!
YTA kings get the guillotine 
did you hear any good music on the trip?
Yeah actually have you heard of a band called Sirens?
i asked around and nobody has heard them
ngl i thought this was badpost or something.. wasn't expecting this to be for real
Sounds like it would make for a dope movie
multiple dudes??? Were they calling for backup or something?
It was a train, and we all know trains are based and cool, unlike cars
Lots of respectable people’ve been hit by trains.
this shit always be happenin
this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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