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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 weeks ago

When in New Orleans, change shirt color to black, chips for beignets, and salsa for powdered sugar. The high number of tourists with dark clothes covered in powdered sugar is hilarious.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I was very careful about that, but my kids were not. Handprints everywhere

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wait your shirt is made out of canvas? Isn't that uncomfortable?

[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

You never had a linen shirt?

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

I mean you can obviously make a canvas out of linen, but I don't think linen is the same as canvas, right?

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Spaghetti is my preferred medium

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Is that supposed to be the world's chunkiest salsa?

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago
[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

So I guess the answer is yes.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

OP likes a challenge (and/or texture)

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's what they make teeth for. Chew chew chew your lettuce and veggies before you shit yourself..

[-] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen chunkier

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It’s salsa bandera (also called pico de gallo).

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Amateur hour over here. Take the bowl for yourself and eat over it. No waste

[-] supermurs@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Are you my grandma ?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Real cryptids wear hawaiian shirts

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Salsa topless.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

You completely missed the mark of lettuce shits and white pants, but have an upvote for effort 👍

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I wear my brown pants at Taco Bell now and so should you you fucking amateur.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't get all those jokes, everyone on the internet seems to shit their pants for some veggies yet when i eat this stuff i am okay

Am i a superhero or does everyone forget to eat fibers during the week?

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 2 weeks ago

I see, so i just happen to eat non-contaminated food

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Avoiding iceberg lettuce from Taylor Farms seems to be the key.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 2 weeks ago

Considering i don't live in the USA, i am quite safe huh

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

The lettuce in the main outbreak was actually grown in Mexico.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe all that fiber you eat makes you immune to cyclospora.

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