submitted 9 hours ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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An im-pasta

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[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 5 hours ago

What do you call a fake potato?

A imi-tator

[-] Brekky@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Fah-ghetti!

[-] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

Lyinguini

[-] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 8 hours ago

I guessed antipasta...

So close...

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Never mix pasta with antipasta!

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

I was thinking taglieatella

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world -1 points 8 hours ago

Thought the punchline was going to be "Moms Speghetti"

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago

you had one chance …

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026

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