It's so strange to me that they can't just shrink the picture down to show everything, like 😫 noooooo we have to use the whole screen!!!
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"Gaze in awe upon the epic prow of Ms. Christina Hendricks" wrote some who is not me.
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My first thought when reading this cover was, 'Christina Hendricks would be the only person I would let try to touch my prostate with an egg beater.'
My second thought was, 'oh this isn't a real magazine cover'. It took me longer than it should to realize it. 😆
SEX JESUS NAKED SEX TOUGH PLUS SEX
Hmmmmm... Sure am glad I don't like this bullshit
I may be face-blind but I recognised her.
"Leave me at the nearest port, never look upon me again. I'll make my way with the strength that you've taught me, only let me have my wedding night."
I loved that bitch.

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