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Tommy Siegel | Bluesky

TranscriptThe Jeopardy host stands in front of a puzzle that reads: IS THIS YOUR FL_SHLIGHT?

In the lower right hand corner a Picture-in-Picture view shows a contestant tugging at his collar and sweating over how to answer. His score is $10,000

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[-] jonathan7luke@lemmy.zip 71 points 1 day ago
[-] qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 24 points 1 day ago

I hate those damn naggers

[-] Vincent@feddit.nl 10 points 1 day ago

"People who annoy you"

[-] probable_possum@leminal.space 31 points 1 day ago

Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course company policy is never to imply ownership in the case of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article: a dildo, never your dildo.

-- Fight Club

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 15 points 1 day ago

Is this why we need the æ?

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

That is indeed my flushlight!

[-] mrmisses@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

The 'u' is already up there

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago
[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

fuck

So it is your fleshlight, then

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

That is simple, Fleshlight is a product and would be an uppercase at the start while flashlight is lowercase at the start ... simple 👀

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Makes sense, then you've got me over here saying I need a band-aid and never paying for the name brand... And my spouses family asking for a coke and actually wanting a Sprite.

Slaughtering English is an american passtime

[-] Tiral@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Not necessarily. Is fleshlight an actual brand or the general name of the product?Because if there's other brands all labeled as "fleshlight" then it's lower case.

Like dildo is lower case because that's the general name, there's no Dildo brand Dildo as far as I've seen.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

lol I was making a bad joke about how it's all uppercase regardless so my advice is completely useless

you do have a point though ... we take name brands sometimes and put it into our regular lexicon many times I think xerox is a good example as well.

[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Xerox the first aid instructions about putting Vaseline under your Band-Aid and wiping away the excess with a Kleenex before securing with Bubble Wrap. Then you can return to playing Frisbee on your Jet Ski. Remember to bring your Thermos (you can secure it with Velcro and remind yourself with a Post It). Get all the trash to the Dumpster when you're done.

[-] Echinoderm@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I'll write that down with a Biro.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Dude, I didn't realize how many of those were brands ... you blew my mind.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

On wheel of fortune, all letters are upper case.

[-] Bongles@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

It's a brand.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 13 points 1 day ago

i want to know how he got the question mark up there

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

If there is punctuation in a puzzle it is revealed immediately.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Is there enough of an audible difference between flash and flesh?

[-] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

what is the problem with saying: is this your flashlight?

[-] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Not sure if joking or u really don't know what the other word is lol

[-] Foxfire@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is it too late to ask the host if the category is tools, or toys?

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Toy flashlight, or?

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Um flashlight? That's what Americans call torches, right? Even though they don't flash and are usually a constant beam...

[-] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

In the early days of flashlights they would flash them on and off to extend battery life.

[-] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

U really don't know the other possibility?

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I am aware of it, it isn't something I'd think of without prompting though.... why is it that guy's first thought? 🤔

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Why isn't it your first thought??? What is wrong with you?

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Category: Questions you don't want to be asked after a crunch in the dark

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I'd like to buy a vowel

[-] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

One of those “emphasis can be placed on any word” sentences.

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io -1 points 1 day ago

Here I was about to suggest that there might be a water-saving Welsh toilet product spelled "flwshlight", but they spell "flush" as "fflysi...", (which is basically a borrowing from English with Welsh orthography) so "flwsh" would be highly non-standard (and frankly smacks of a clueless Saxon aping their language... which is fairly apt as it happens, given this comment.)

this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2026
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