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"Help I'm trapped in a slogan factory."
'Americans are stupid'
The majority have let the minority take control :/
Spoilers due to all caps.
spoiler
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TERRORIST GROUP AND A MILITARY IS THE SIZE OF THEIR BUDGET.
"3/24/2027"
You have all disappointed me
The other people itt? Or is that what it would say?
Giant post-it note that says “Empire State Building”
Eat Shit
SEND HELP
Lemmy loves beans
Or
The entire Bee movie script
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
I always cackle at the oblivious silliness of this abominable little creature, seemingly unaware of how obnoxious its mere existence is. XD
This:
NSFW
“Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3 feet and 3 inches tall and 63.9 pounds. This means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water-based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact: If you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat combined with Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.”
Donald Trump is a corrupt pedophile
King Kong was here
"To the airport" and an arrow in the right direction.
For airships?
"LIGMA"
Banner McBannface
Penis lol
"Scott was here"
"TIL Lunch atop a Skyscraper photo was taken on 30 Rock."
"Go Red Sox!"
The world is absurd right now so something like "It's a Mistakes!".
“Is it today?”
This is way tall yall! Be careful!
Was this meant to go in the shitty ask community?
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2026
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