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Wife: ...okay, bastard, I'm in!
Listen up liberals my wife left me
Is this terriblefacebookmemes. We get it boomer you hate yer wife haha
The amount of people taking this meme seriously is mind boggling. Literal Reddit behavior.
Oh no you didn’t phrase your meme in the exact format my therapist told me to communicate, you are the asshole and deserve to be divorced.
lemmy users only like memes that make them feel superior to other people.
this one fails on that account, so it must be shamed.
Boomer ass meme.
I wish donald duck was my wife so bad
Feathers so soft...
The real shitpost is always in the comments
Sexy time? No thanks
Movie? No thanks
What do you want to do?
Sit on the porch with you, have a drink and talk, go for a walk, sleep, whatever.
Why not just ask? Or:
I'm gonna watch Hot Fuzz, do you want to?
OMG you are so hot I want you right now.
Not that it's someone's responsibility to know how to ask things, but I think it does help to you know, know your partner. Someone asking "sexy time?" wouldn't make me want sex, and I might want to watch a movie if I know which one.
Even better - "I'm gonna play Genshin, unless you wanna watch a movie, is there anything you want to watch? "
Like, there are probably a thousand better ways to approach this. Maybe it's in the delivery not the suggestions.
Guess I'm lucky, my gf and I look at each other and just ask "wanna touch?" And 9/10 times touchy time commences. Literally zero bullshit nuance or mind reading. We have great communication and neither of us dance around what we want. Best relationship I've had.
I'm gonna watch Hot Fuzz, do you want to?
(Racks shotgun) "You're off the fkin CHAIN!"
"Cock it"
Wait wrong cornetto movie.
I have had this exact meme happens to me just yesterday.
Sexy time no, movie no. She went to bed and i turned on pc and she was looking at me exactly like this.
In her defense, she was looking at me like that because I wouldn't have good sleep if I play more than 30-40 mins, and she would be worried I wouldn't log off in time and won't be able to sleep herself till I log off.
plot twist wife is pc master race
That's a frown that says: "Fucking console peasant, go cry about getting no physical media".
played videogames for years without a problem, had a PS4 for a year and I swear that little beep gets mapped as a pavlovian reaction for being pissed the fuck off. Started more fights than being hungry.
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Brother you can’t start with sex and expect to get good results, she’s not your right hand.
wife bad
The straights are not okay
How do you know they're straight
We can tell
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She's judging the husband for using a Sony product now that they've enshittified.
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Very boomer/wife bad/facebook meme. Surprised to see it here.
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