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[–] 305 points 1 month ago (3 children)

She's judging the husband for using a Sony product now that they've enshittified.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Bit late to the party. They got caught infecting their customers' machines with rootkits back in 2005.

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  • [–] 120 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Very boomer/wife bad/facebook meme. Surprised to see it here.

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  • [–] 114 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Wife bad huh huh huh funny

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  • [–] 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    One of my best relationships was with a woman who enjoyed sex, movies, and videogames as much as I did. They're out there.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    points to self yes, we are. we're just kinda busy romancing Halsin in BG3 for the 47th time.

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    [–] 73 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    Have... Have y'all considered not marrying partners that you don't share interests with? Like, I know I'm an edge case in that I'm 35, gay, and have never had a live in partner, but it's really not that scary being single until you find someone you actually enjoy being with. Either it'll happen or it won't, but I'd rather be single and able to enjoy my hobbies and passions than be with someone who shares none of them.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 month ago

    Sometimes you just don't discover everything out about that person even years after being with them. This is especially true when you meet at younger ages. Also everyone changes the older you get. The person you marry can absolutely change over a decade as everything becomes a never ending routine and you each find things you can no longer tolerate as much as you used to when you dated and tried harder (for some reason) to be like the other person. Knowing this now I wish it was mandatory for everyone to wait 5 years before getting engaged and 2 of those years has to be living together. Even then you never know who they will be 10 years from now. The worst part about getting older is wishing you knew all of what you know now but 20-30 years ago so you could have actually applied it when it mattered.

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    [–] 66 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    plot twist wife is pc master race

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  • [–] 57 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    The straights are not okay

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  • [–] 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Seems like she's trying to sleep?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I can see how it would be very annoying to genuienly be trying to sleep, and someone is playing video games in the very same room.

    Maybe move the console to the living room, use a headset?

    If he's got too much energy to sleep, and she wants sleep now... this seems mutually agreeable?

    Maybe I'm an odd duck, but what's always made sense to me, as a very light sleeper, is that a couple would each have their own beds, where they could sleep in the same bed when feeling more cuddly, or seperately when truly exhausted.

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    [–] 40 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Protip: You can turn that beep off so your wife won't get pissed.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    She wants you to know what she wants so she doesn't have to do the work figuring it out, because she wants to be a child again.

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    [–] 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    played videogames for years without a problem, had a PS4 for a year and I swear that little beep gets mapped as a pavlovian reaction for being pissed the fuck off. Started more fights than being hungry.

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    [–] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I wish donald duck was my wife so bad

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    [–] 20 points 1 month ago

    Is this terriblefacebookmemes. We get it boomer you hate yer wife haha

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago

    Listen up liberals my wife left me

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    The amount of people taking this meme seriously is mind boggling. Literal Reddit behavior.

    Oh no you didn’t phrase your meme in the exact format my therapist told me to communicate, you are the asshole and deserve to be divorced.

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    [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    Boomer ass meme.

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