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[–] 88 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That would be precisely the case if this was any other job. But, apparently, Senate seats are ordained by God and are a divine right.

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    [–] 74 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I cant even miss work for 3 days in a row without a doctor note and this pos just doing w/e?

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    [–] 59 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I always figured that if you didn't show up to work for a few weeks, that was a resignation. We should treat him as if he's already resigned.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago

    where i come from if you don't show up to work for 2-3 days, you're fired. you'd think the snobby fucks lecturing every american about personal responsibility would be able to at least pretend that they're maintaining a high standard.

    why is this freeloader even getting free healthcare at this point?

    wheel him out onto the street like the bum that he is and let god deal with it.

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  • [–] 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Beshear should just call their bluff, and name a Democratic Senator. Force MAGA to sue to stop him, and then they'll have to provide proof of life. If they do, then fine, Mitch is still breathing, so they win.

    But if they can't prove it, or choose not to, then Beshear's pick stands, and we've got another Dem senator.

    Go ahead, call their bluff. You know they're lying, they're ALWAYS lying.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Kentucky doesn't allow appointments, it has to be a special election.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Quite the opposite. The state constitution says replacements are appointed. Recent legislation that has not (yet) been tested in court calls for a special election.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    He's passed on! This senator is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If they hadn't nailed him to the hospital bed he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! HE IS AN EX-SENATOR!!

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    [–] 29 points 2 months ago (9 children)
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    [–] 27 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    2012 was like “where’s his birth certificate?” 2026 is like “where’s his death certificate?”

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  • [+] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
    [–] 23 points 2 months ago (18 children)

    Need age caps -- or at the very least -- a rigorous cognitive and physical assessment from a panel of independent medical experts after retirement age that is made COMPLETELY public (because you're a public servant, after all), annually.

    It's too much of a national security risk to have these geriatrics in office. I mean they're easily-scammed by phishing emails and scam phone calls. Dementia is a high risk at that age. Sudden strokes, heart attacks, or sudden aneurysms as in Graham's case are too much of a liability.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (13 children)

    The problem isn't age, it's entrenchment and corruption. Being old in office is a side effect, not the main problem.

    We need term limits for Congress. If we had term limits, the only way an old person could get into office is if they were voted in when they were old. Being old doesn't necessarily make one incompetent.

    Congress makes national policy that affects all of us, but only a few people in each state vote for or against them. There should be some safeguard against them remaining in office for decades.

    Term limits for Congress.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago* (5 children)

    The problem is that there are multiple problems, and some of the solutions aren't close to the root cause. I'll try my best to explain.

    One can say that age alone isn't the problem; it's corruption. I'd personally say the problem isn't term-limits; it's the ignorance of the electorate in discerning who is ready to go.

    Yes, Sanders is an outlier that proves that old age isn't always a problem; but he's also proof that term-limits have negative consequence -- for he has been an exceptional Statesman for decades, and we would've lost him long ago, if we had term limits.

    So in my opinion in terms of corruption, we are chasing symptoms instead of the root cause, which is helping the electorate identify when a politician is useless. Examples of this: Kentucky for McConnell, California for Feinstein, New York for Schumer, and Maine for Collins.

    Independent of corruption, old age is certainly an issue though. But even from a corruption standpoint, these senile geriatrics know they're not long for this world and have little stake in the long-term future of the country, or even being worried about being held accountable and spending years in prison. That alone matters.

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    [–] 22 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    The undoctored proof of life pic has leaked.

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    [–] 20 points 2 months ago

    You know he isn't going to resign, even if he is, somehow, still alive. Instead of pussyfooting about the matter like this, I'd rather they stop wasting time and explore avenues to expel him from Congress, unless McConnell can make an in person appearance and satisfy questions as to whether he is still fit to serve in his office. Instead, I can't help but feel like this will be slow-walked until days before the deadline to determine if there will be a special election to replace him, and then we'll get a week of Dems wringing their hands going "Oh, however were we meant to know we couldn't complete a process that is guaranteed to be slowed down as much as possible by our Republican colleagues in Congress in just the 3 days we left ourselves before we started acting like we were taking this matter seriously?"

    How many times are we going to see them run this same play, only for it to blow up in their faces when their master plan requires the Republicans to act with sincerity and honesty, even when it would be disadvantageous for the GOP to do so? We literally saw it play out with the very man in question being a two-faced shit as soon as he sniffed a chance to steal a Supreme Court nomination from the Obama administration? We saw it again with investigations into Trump's criminal behavior that, honestly, should have had him already sentenced in multiple cases and serving time before he even had the chance to run for a second time. Just assume the Republicans are lying through their teeth, and go scorched earth with a campaign to forcefully oust McConnell from office. Or take them at their word and make stupid demands you know McConnell would ignore if he were alive, and just make it that much clearer for us all that the Democrats are not sincere in their opposition to the agenda of the GOP.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    But he can't do either because he's dead.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago

    Just automatically remove anyone who can't make it to their seat (aka their job) for a month

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago

    I don't think he's capable of resigning.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago

    You can't resign when you're dead. Checkmate, leftists!

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I never understood why, ,after stealing all this money, these POS can't simply retire to an island at 50 and leave us the fuck alone.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    It was never about the money. They are addicted to the power.

    You know those old ladies you see at casinos and they’re on their motorized scooter with an oxygen tank and they just play slots all day and night?

    That’s the boomers in Congress, except the slots is imposing their will on the world like gods.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    Mitch's resignation letter:

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    At MINIMUM he is incapacitated. There's no way he wouldn't have shot a video, made a statement, or snapped more pictures. Hes either got a tube down his neck, is mentally/physically handicapped someway, or dead. There's no other option or excuse for the silence.

    He may be in some kind rehab but the type of rehab is for something that has impaired his ability to act as senator.

    ...or he's dead.

    He should be removed.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    Any company would have likely fired the guy for not showing up by now unless he submitted FMLA paperwork. This is one of the differences between regular working people and these government officials.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    Jokes on her, he's too fucking dead to resign.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Need to send out more photos like a kidnapping victim from the 1980s holding today’s newspaper. Should use a Polaroid this time to make it really authentic. Maybe a note with some letters cut out from a skateboarding magazine. Someone can wait at a payphone at the mall next to Spencer’s for an anonymous landline call with further instructions.

    Man I really miss Orange Julius.

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    [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    One minute beyond the deadline they will announce, "mitch was visiting the ole' Kentucky explosion factory today, not being a closeted homosexual, and in a freak accident, he exploded. So we're all super bummed that there can't be an autopsy now... Even if there could be of course, the results would just say he was definitely straight, and he was not dead for a month before his corpse living body was deliberately accidentally exploded."

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Washington examiner is a right wing rag that shouldn't be used as a source ever.

    AOC Is right though.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    No, not a health update that he can lie about. Live public appearance where he speaks and answers questions for at least 30 minutes. Anything less should lead to a resignation.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    August 3rd…🪦

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    You cant resign if your dead ... kind of a Republican loophole.

    Democrat politicians likely want this to happen with zombie McConnell... they aren't pushing very hard. On 8/1 or shortly after McConnell will pass away suddenly.

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