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"Sanctuary gyms for repressed gay men are booming"
Seriously. Who needs a gym when you have lust?
famously none of them are gay
Won't somebody think about the lusty christian men?
You know who else has men-only gyms? The Taliban!
Christian dudes going to an all-male gym? Oh, you better believe they be lusting.
I'm sure they display a big anatomically correct Jesus on a cross right over a bench press, all sweaty and ripped in a tiny loin cloth. His cum gutters all glittering in the light with a look of pain on his face that wouldn't be out of place in an S&M club.
Seriously though, why does every gym have that one guy who only wears "Christ is King" tshirts and backpacks? My guy even leaves bibles out on top of his parked bicycle. I'm tempted to go in only wearing Satanic Temple shirts to openly mock him.
is this Hulk Jesus real or AI?
It's in South Korea somewhere, apparently.
I remember seeing it before everything became AI instead of Photoshop.
I mean, when I go to the gym I can’t give a fuck less about who is there. Crazy mofo that lives in the dumpster out back could be in there flipping tables….you do you, just don’t hog the equipment and rack your weights bro.
Aside from all the gay references here this is a real two edged sword. On one hand, get all these right wing misogynist asshats away from women in gyms. Otoh, this is just another recruiting ground and echo chamber for right wing redpill incel BS.
What I don’t get is, the space addressing “censorship in media” is often ultra conservative. How on earth does that gooner crowd reconcile with spaces that are “Anti-sexuality”?
Can confirm.
I went to a dudebro gym. It was a fucking incel hive mind.
Half the encouragement was to "bang any bitch you want" and the other half was about reclaiming masculinity.
One guy kept talking about "fighting for our right for survival" like motherfucker, you're a 6ft white dude. Chill.
If the gym doesn't have a BLM/LGBT flag and a bunch of diversity, I don't join.
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Rick Pidcock
That is not a real name
This man has two dicks in him
Okay that makes it even more funny
Lots of definitely not gay stuff is going to be happening there. Gay dudes with a thing for closeted guys are going to have a field day.
Dude I don't care about anything, but seriously, working out in all-men gyms just boosts your workouts by so much. No distractions, no need to get shy, surrounded by pure testostrone, you can take your shirt off, go wild, gorilla monke mode.
Girls are too cute and sweet and I really don't feel comfortable going ape shit in a mixed gym.
I will work out at men only gyms for the rest of my life. Btw, non-mixed gyms are the default in my country so I don't have to go through any special gym for that.
You sound lame as fuck
Too bad
Tell us how much you don't respect women without telling us.
How does that have anything to do with respect to women?
I think on the contrary, one of the reasons I stated is that I don't want to disrespect women with my behaviors when I'm filled with hormones and want to do insane stuff.
So you need to tell how other women should feel around you? Not to mention you openly admit you cannot control yourself when you're filled with Hormones?
Also, your behaviours? If you can't control yourself and your behaviours around women, what makes you think men want to put up with you around them?
For saying they get nervous around working out around women?
That's a wild reach.
Girls are too cute and sweet and I really don't feel comfortable going ape shit in a mixed gym.
That's some nice guy fedora tipping levels of belittlement.
Giving your best bro a BJ will help protect him from sinful thoughts.
Brojobs to protect your purity.
There's no Bible verse that says you can't.
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