They're too stupid to know what a socialist or communist is. So odds are they don't know what a fascist is, despite staring at one in the mirror every day.
I would love for it to work this way, but it doesn't quite.
I'm against anti-muslim groups. If that makes me anti-anti-muslim, it doesn't just cancel out to make me a muslim.
If a Muslim and an anti-Muslim physically touch, they are converted to 100% pure energy, releasing an amount of energy equal to the combined rest mass energy of their bodies.
This is why only Muslims are allowed in Mecca.
Except that fascism is an ideology, not a religion. If you support an ideology, you are part of that ideology, but you can support a religion without being a member.
I would call veganism an ideology rather than a religion. Yet I can support vegans and their choices without being a vegan myself.
There are two Nazis in a bar.
A third man walks in, sees the other patrons are Nazis, and nods to them, and does not slam anyone’s face into the peanut dish.
There are three Nazis in a bar.
And this obviously doesn't apply to Muslims. I can choose to associate with them without being one myself.
Gotta convert "journalist" to "collaborator" too.
Also see: anti-woke = pro-ignorance
In best case, anti-woke means they're still sleeping.
I'm anti-woke every morning, my extremist action is to press the snooze button.
Pro-life? 🙅♂️
Anti-choice? 😎
~~pro life / pro choice~~
pro quantity / pro quality
That's why I'm anti-life, I think we should kill everyone equally.

This just made me realize that Ryan Howard from The Office is The Little Man from Inglorious Basterds...
Somehow I never noticed.
BJ Novak.
He was one of the head writers for The Office
I thought the "scalp him" clip was actually from The Office.
That's a fascist!
Are the antifas in the room with us now?
Not anymore. We have our board meetings on Monday and Friday with our multiple CEOs always in attendance.
We're colluding in the St. Barnabas rectory basement this month. Just have to wait for the AA sad sacks to clear out.
Don't forget your membership card if you want to join!
Of course. We have some strict requirements. The first of which is knowing what the correct response to "where is Vuvuzela?" and the second is "how big is the spoon?"
You don’t need math to see what they are.
Math checks out.
Source: mathalogist here
Not how the morpheme works, but it's still likely.
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