I wonder if she accidentally went home and thought about smashing clams all night.
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✌️accidentally✌️
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Found the video. It is also a joke.
Did you feel the love of God inside you?
Yes, but "the love of God" is what I call her 2 fingers...
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Accidental bean flick
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So far in the closet she took a shortcut through Narnia and landed in a pride festival
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New fetish unlocked...
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I had an interesting conversation tonight about a real event that was literally about to happen, and I pondered "I don't know what to think of someone saying 'You drive like an old lesbian with cataracts.' Does that mean slowly, carefully, deliberately, or does that mean driving like a Formula 1 driver on methamphetamine, laudanum, and three gin and tonics?"
The tinder lovin' party - republicans.
Did it have a fire exit?
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Pics or it didn't happen.
No lifeguard at muff-pool.
Next she could accidentally get some braces.
If you're going in front of a camera for your job, fix your fucked up, snaggle ass teeth, ya wild thornberries.
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