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Accidental lesbian (thelemmy.club)
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[-] Eh_I@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No lifeguard at muff-pool.

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

Found the video. It is also a joke.

https://youtube.com/shorts/rZNFYl4m-Co

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

Obligatory: https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 124 points 3 days ago

I wonder if she accidentally went home and thought about smashing clams all night.

[-] RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network 101 points 3 days ago

The actual short is a joke and it ends with her "accidentaly" going on a date with a woman and "accidentaly" learning what scissoring is

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 53 points 3 days ago

Accidental clam smashing is the best kind.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 27 points 3 days ago

I get that but have you seen the price of clams recently? I mean smashing clams in this economy??

/s

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 24 points 3 days ago

Apparently it's the whole having to rent a U-haul after the clam smashing that gets expensive.

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago

Just get a trailer style and hitch it to your Outback.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I think you meant Subaru.

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

What do you think an Outback is?

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Egads. Someone shoot me, I'm done.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago

And the gas for the uhaul

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 26 points 3 days ago

Did she accidentally buy a Subaru and adopt some kids?

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

Only after moving in together immediately and buying too many plants and house paint at Lowe’s

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

Did you feel the love of God inside you?

Yes, but "the love of God" is what I call her 2 fingers...

[-] Abyssian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

The two fingers just make her feel used and tarnished.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Can You Feel the Love Tonight?

[-] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 5 points 2 days ago

New fetish unlocked...

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

it's really not that new

[-] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 3 points 1 day ago

True - I have been beating it to les conversions for years. A Christian influencer or two have slipped in from time to time.

[-] raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml 46 points 3 days ago

✌️accidentally✌️

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

✂️ accidentally ✂️

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I had an interesting conversation tonight about a real event that was literally about to happen, and I pondered "I don't know what to think of someone saying 'You drive like an old lesbian with cataracts.' Does that mean slowly, carefully, deliberately, or does that mean driving like a Formula 1 driver on methamphetamine, laudanum, and three gin and tonics?"

[-] spacegoat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

So far in the closet she took a shortcut through Narnia and landed in a pride festival

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

April Ajoy is a progressive Christian influencer, and married to a non-binary person. This is definitely a joke.

[-] spacegoat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Glad to hear it! Seems like a cool person

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

Accidental bean flick

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 21 points 3 days ago

Just say no homo

[-] petersr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Just say no, homo

Or

Just say "no homo"

Or

Just say-no homo

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I don't know you! Give me back my purse!

[-] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 2 points 2 days ago

The tinder lovin' party - republicans.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Did it have a fire exit?

[-] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Enjoy your death trap ladies.

[-] Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

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