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I’m not sure they thought this out.
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SOUP DAY
Personally, I love it when soup day comes with a side of terminal prion diseases.
See, soup avoids those problems
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!
*gaaaaaaaaaaalll ftfy
Check, please!
:jazz hand waves of hat in hand as it's tipped toward you while making eye contact:
Numberplate looks AI, artefacts under model name left.
Numberplate actually exists, although with no space, so it's likely AI manipulation on a real image.
No.
Aaaaaaand swipe
And the first thing you see if you go to their website is a banner saying “FEDERAL LAWSUIT UPDATE”
I wouldn't have gone to the site if you wouldn't have noted that!
That was actually a bit more interesting than I expected. The funeral homes sued her for practicing without a license as funeral director/embalmer. Which, isn't what they do. But they do probably take money away from funeral homes by discussing different ways to go.
I myself, really want to be put in a body farm!!
Mushroom coffin for me
I would guess the business is a front for something else entirely. Customers complaining the "dula" would not push them into the volcano, or never intended on purchasing a nuke and a saddle, or whatever. Pretty hard to get refunds after, I guess.
SOUP DAYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Soup is good food. You made a good meal. Now how does it feel to be shit out our ass and thrown in the cold like a piece of trash?
So water cremation but with added vegetables?
Ya soup is cool, but what about beans. And farting.
I love farting, I'm super good at it!
The Boys get it.
Done dirt cheap!
From the soup plate i thought this is liquification service after death. But its just some death guru type of stuff. Traditional Indian burial education something something...
A dead Kennedy once told me soup is good food
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2026
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