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[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 48 points 6 days ago

They pumped and now...they've dumped?! shocked-pikachu

[-] ComRed@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago
[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Sounds like my gym sessions.

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 51 points 6 days ago

Hmm it seems the stock was pumped and now is being... dumped.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 43 points 6 days ago

Some of the engines didn't start triggering an automatic launch abort

Very cool a private $1 trillion company can't do basics public sector space programs were doing back in the 1960s.

[-] Ophrys@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

No you don't understand! It's called iterative design, It's supposed to fail every time!

[-] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Acktually these are full flow combustion. The only other nation to get those running (in the 60s) was the USSR.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 40 points 6 days ago

it's almost like the big list of stocks all the retirement funds buy into requires a seasoning time for a reason

imagine that

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 6 days ago

A good start, but let's see if we can get those stocks to 0

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 36 points 6 days ago

I lost my shit laughing at this headline michael-laugh

[-] Vampire@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

youre-laughing Elon Musk's net worth dipped below a trillion dollars and you're laughing?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

Literally nobody could have seen this coming

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago

the ones that are guaranteed prematurely by everyone? or whatever that was

wow i can't even remember the scam but this is suuuper shocking

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Concerning. Looking into it.

[-] machiabelly@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago
[-] agentant@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

@groKKK@hexbear.net Grok how does this tie into the white genocide in South Africa?

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago

If we pretended i had any disposable income at all and i had shorted spaceX would i be a bazillionaire or what

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago

Waiting for it to become a penny stock

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I am from Wyoming i live in wyoming

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