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[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

Whats the joke here? Im not a car person.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago

the joke is that they'll literally cook the planet, knowing each stroke of the engine is putting out more CO2 that will cause the planet to heat further while choking their own kids with pollution, haha, and they'll do it for fun.

the cult of vroom vroom is gonna kill this species because these smooth brained fuckwits can't enjoy other forms of entertainment.

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Valve float is when the cylinder valves are unable to close completely between cycles, usually due to high RPMs beyond the engine's design, but possibly due to very high mileage, often well beyond 100-150k miles. This meme refers to the former.

Longer, more detailed explanation:

Internal combustion engines use something called poppet valves to control the flow of fuel and exhaust into and out of an engine cylinder. A poppet valve is generally a disc shaped, tapered plug atop a longer shaft called the valve stem. The stem runs through a stout spring, then through a hole in a disc attached toward the bottom. Valves are opened by being pressed by their stems, popping up toward the cylinder chamber to open whilst compressing their springs, then being released so the spring can push the valve closed again.

If an engine is driven to rotational speeds beyond its design, the springs may not have enough compressive force to fully control the valves. The valves begin to 'float', where they can be bounced open, opening too far, then are unable to completely close before being bounced open again. This can cause a number of issues, ranging from power loss to catastrophic failure. In high performance engines, this is prevented by stronger springs paired with a stronger, more precise system capable of handling the force required to open them.

The meme is describing someone presumably driving a shitbox car pushed well past its limits to ourperform a high performance vehicle. It's definitely an exaggeration as most vehicles would break well before producing that much force.

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

That's Bernie Sanders.

[-] synapse3252@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

I'm assuming the guy on the right's engine is extremely worn in order for valve float to be occurring and that is very much Not A Good Thing (will lead to engine damage once a piston contacts a valve)

So basically they're beating the new car guy in an old worn shitbox

[-] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 day ago

valve float can happen for all sorts of reasons; revving too high, bad lubrication, cam geometry, wrong springs... but if it has float now and didn't before then yeah it's definitely wear.

[-] angband@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] Greyghoster@aussie.zone 37 points 1 day ago

They obviously don’t have an EV! So much torque and so much fun!

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Yes, in every objective way better.

Though it is oddly understated. You put pedal down, you feel it in your gut but it just does it without drama. No roar, no shifting, just immediate "here you go".

I see that Hyundai made the equivalent of cards in the spokes, fake roar, fake shifting. As stupid as that is, it might be an option to feel a bit more of the "drama" of fast ICE.

[-] Greyghoster@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

I used to drive manuals till I got a caravan and started burning clutches. I moved to automatics for towing as it was just easier all round. The shift to an EV was another easy change.

The lack of drama while driving seems to be a big thing for enthusiasts however I hear the road noise and have decided that it is good not to be contributing unnecessarily to it.

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

If the enthusiasts get interior speakers to vroom at them, fine. The ones where they point the speakers to the world though...

But ultimately, after the entire history of cars being "vroom means fast", I think it is a tough pill for them to swallow that it isn't a necessary facet of going fast.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Demented boomers in EVs will kill so many people. Imagine a 2.5 metric ton machine flying trough a T intersection straight into a home because the braindead driver slammed the throttle instead of the brakes.

[-] Greyghoster@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

One pedal driving will become the norm. Like a go-kart you take the foot off the accelerator and the regen braking cuts in. Effectively, the brakes aren’t used a lot.

Another change is that they accelerate so quickly that people running the red light run a real risk of being tboned by an EV.

[-] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Just got mine 2 weeks ago and it truly is a game changer. I don't think I could see myself going back to an ICE vehicle ever again.

[-] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 12 points 23 hours ago

I have an employee who leased a Kia EV. He was super happy, saying how it was a whole new world, NEVER going back.

Few weeks ago his wipers stopped working. No big deal, drop it off, get it fixed. Been there for almost a month. Now they're talking about wiping each individual computer module and reloading in order to get it working again. Dealer has been working with corporate who engaged their engineering teams because nobody knows why the fuck the wipers won't work.

I am all for EVs, would love one myself. However, it seems that the EV revolution arrived at the same time that the "overly complex for no benefit" revolution did. Also, add in creepy cyber-stalking via unwanted telemetry and I'm just not into it. I don't want to be a luddite who refuses to get with the times, but aside from instant torque, there are not a lot of upsides.

Make something that works, make something reasonably priced and fucking TURN OFF THE CREEPY TELEMETRY and maybe I'll reconsider.

Ha ha, we all know that's not going to happen. Too many revenue streams from service/repair and the money they get from selling your behavioral patterns to every asshole with a few bucks.

[-] jmill@lemmy.zip 10 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Unfortunately the telemetry is not an EV only problem. That's all cars now, and until we make it illegal.

Expect the Slate pickup, they claim.

[-] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

That's worrisome about the wipers, as is the telemetry. I think my dashboard is Android based, so I wonder if there's any way to sideload APKs for AdAway or something similar. I managed to net a '24 Ioniq 5 Limited, and due to overflow of repaired/rejuvenated ICCU buybacks, got it for $25k. In my case, it was just the 12v battery that needed replacement.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

I hope your never in a ICE vehicle, prolly be the last we see of you

[-] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

When I first typed this up, I knewsomeone would make that quip.

But yep, I sure hope not either 😳

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 20 points 1 day ago

And the ride is just so god damned smooth.

[-] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

But no vroom sound and clutch, _,

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 10 points 1 day ago

Slightly different topic, but I can't wait for vroom sound to fuck off. Every single night, I have jackasses making their big, strong, manly, vroom vroom sounds by my apartment, and doing wheelspins. Can't wait for that to be taken away over the next 20-ish years by cars simply not making that noise, and being electronically incapable of making wheelspins.

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As a daily Corvette driver I virtual fist bump every shit box owner out there. I've been there and I love you guys. And to every Prius owner giving me the evil eye? I'll make out with every one of you because your a better person than me. And total cost of ownership of my Corvette is half that of my friends Model S and it isn't a bore to drive either.

Also, fuck GM, their never getting a dollar from me again after their superPAC donations. And old men vette owners are REALLY WEIRD.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I’ll make out with every one of you

yeah I think they've already revealed their feelings about pollution, take the fuckin hint.

And old men vette owners are REALLY WEIRD.

it's probably brain damage from all the co2 you end up breathing.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago
[-] 0x0@infosec.pub 11 points 1 day ago

Its true and theyre not even mad about it

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