35
239 beans
Because if you had one more it'd be too-farty.
I'm gonna have to run the numbers but this isn't quite it 
All of them. There are no beans left. You monster.
you snost you lost
I'm starving and beanless, thanks a lot, communism
Order came from the higher ups since you keep farting so much and that was heating up the planet 
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THIIIIIIS much (holds out arms wide)
Just one very large bean?
That lima bean from Jimmy neutron I bet
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Not sure how big or small you are so this varies greatly from poster to poster and I need to know what kinda bean you think I'm eating
I'm normal sized and I'm thinking about the normal kind of beans
Average hexbear poster here smh
n+1
Gotta just put this here on my graphing calculator without it telling me syntax error (skill issue)
hexbear beancount mega! 200 beans?
I'm picturing it in my mind making motions with my hands it's more than 200 but how much I'm not sure
Well, I checked my cats & they've got all their bean toes still, so it can't have been too many.
didn't eat your cats toes but I might have poked them and annoyed your cats, gomen
Well, if you annoyed the one... you'd know.
I annoy my cats plenty but I do step back and give them their space after a bit
More than 13!
13! beans 
13X12X11X10X9X8X7X6X5X4X3X2X1 = 6227020800 too many beans
Ah, you solved my riddle!
I miss the days were solving math problems was my only concern 
3 bowls, maybe 4
I love you 
Alright if you insist but I got beans on my breath
Rigged.
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insider trading is legal now 
Bean futures are up rn but you didn't hear it from me
No collusion folx 
You ate 34 beans.
I don't think I could stop at just 34 
Me at 34 beans - I can't stop even if I wanted to
Me at 35 beans - oh boy um maybe I've overdone it a bit
Getting cut off from the beantender after you had one too many
At least 7
Kinds
that's like them dragon's balls or something 
3/4 of a cup of beans... dry weight
gotta do some bean math but I like your thinking here
i think that's thereabouts 3-4 bowls of kidney beans
This was spot on on count but not bean type so I appriecate you LeeroooyJeenkiiins 
I was so close, but so far 
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It's over 9000!
my only regret was that they weren't senzu beans
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