But did you stand puzzled over a pile of wood, arguing? And then talk about the book you read

Now I want an Uzi impact gun. A drill would still be cool, but the rapid bang bang of impacting would be more fitting.

Just give the lug nuts a quick burst to loosen them up, BRRRRRRT!!!

Of course, this would be a very dangerous item to be seen in public with.

Of course you didn't need your Uzi, you silly billy! That's clearly a Micro Uzi.

Depends on how annoying your helper is really

Not required?

Beginner mistake: It's clearly striked through.
Maybe you need something bigger like the depicted anti-materiel-rifle (top-down view) that non-professionals often mistaken for a screwdriver picture.

Pretty sure that stand requires a MAC-10, not an Uzi.

How else are you going to be able to tell it's written in AMERICAN¿

You can still use it for some victory shots in the air afterwards. As tradition dictates. It is known, Khaleesi