Republicans transfer Lindsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnell (www.thebeaverton.com)

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“You’ll recall that Graham once stated if Trump became the Republican nominee for president, ‘the party would be destroyed and they would deserve it’,” Mason said. “But ten years ago, he made a superseding deal to keep his senate seat in a pact signed in blood, which is generally how these things work.”

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