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[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 17 points 1 day ago

Eww. That's gross. Imagine living like that. I think however depressed I got, or however bad things were I'd never let myself fall to the level of using Apple products.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 82 points 1 day ago

This literally exists (asmongold) and he's a far right piece of garbage

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago

every accusation is a confession etc projection

[-] axont@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

The famous communist policy of simply taxing the bourgeoisie and nothing else

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 54 points 1 day ago

take 40% of his fortune

bud, we want him put against a wall and shot


[-] Rom@hexbear.net 70 points 1 day ago

"his" fortune hasan-ok-dude

It'll be 100% and life in the gulag for his nazi pedophile crimes.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 61 points 1 day ago

Assmanghoul literally lives in filth like this.

Did you see the one where he had a hole in his roof that a possum had come through, and did nothing to fix it, and the one where his friends made him taste fruit for the first time and he scrunched his face up, spat it out and said "ugh, I don't know how people do this" and then asked whether he was supposed to eat the banana with the skin on. When told he needed to peel it, he confusedly tried to peel it with a knife.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Fruit is nature's candy and adults who dont like it are not to be trusted ever. I have met a few fruit haters and they have all been awful

[-] DisabledAceSocialist@hexbear.net 10 points 23 hours ago

I've had to stop eating a lot of food due to food intolerances, and fruit is the biggest loss. It's miserable seeing all the lovely juicy fruit around and not being able to eat any. I'll never understand how people voluntarily choose to avoid it.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Normal dude!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago

Dead Rat Alarm Clock sounds like a band that would exist for a brief period in the 90's Seattle Grunge scene before one of the members almost OD'd on heroin and became a born-again Christian

[-] DisabledAceSocialist@hexbear.net 6 points 23 hours ago

I had totally forgotten the dead rat alarm clock!

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I can hear a song by them vaguely in my head. When I try to clarify it in my head I keep writing a better bad grunge song than Dead Rat Alarm would do. Kinda picturing a band with practice amps attempting a Wipers song, but that might even be too cool

I did do a super brief project with a co worker called Vinegar Rat based off a dream he had where the chef at the plsce we worked told him the menu eas changing and one of our new items was gonna be the Vinegar Rat and he was tasked to got catch rats in the hallway.

[-] Maeve@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 day ago

My own place isn't looking great. I'm managing to keep dishes done and the sinks, tub, and toilet clean, but by the time I'm cleared to do anything it's definitely going to be a project. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

oh man that was my kitchen like a month ago. I had literally every single dish in my house piled up in the sink, and some of them had been in there for months. I feel so much better after getting it clean though, I was literally avoiding my kitchen because of how gross it was in there, but now it's like I got it clean in my whole house feels better because there's not any part of it that I'm trying not to look at. plus I can cook again which is cool.

just about a week ago I did the same thing with my yard, got a whole bunch of trash that I had sitting around picked up. once you break down the barrier of the initial doing it maintenance is so much easier than cleaning up.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

As a recent grown up im this scenario, I blamed my working in kitchens about this. You gotta wash as soon as you finish eating and as you cook, for me, as soon as im out of food mode those dishes dont exist until I need em

[-] Maeve@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 day ago

I've been wanting to do it, and I've had time, because I'm on leave -- for an injury that's supposed to be keeping me off my feet. I'm pretty sick of the mess though.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

My advice: get everytjingnclean in one big clean day and then pick a room each day to handle. You gotta get things to a point you'd be a bit upset if it got dirty and then it becomes a battle plan against dust. I hit an age where a lack of keeping my house clean became embarrassing instead of cool and punk. If you get things to a good baseline its about taking a half hour a day to keep it going. It sucks and I still hate it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xm06GixEW48&pp=

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

40 percent is supposed to be a strawman agony-shivering

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 56 points 1 day ago

My opponent, who is a filthy malcontent, cannot compare to Elon Musk, who has never actually cleaned in his life

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago

AI allowing low effort right-wing slopification of memes has pretty much destroyed memes in general. Shit is bleak

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

I figured this one was a genuine human made edit. Adding a Soviet flag to this manually seems easier than cajoling an ai into it

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

Actually he's gonna pay 100% as he's the worst of the worst and is gonna spend years working off the suffering he has caused to repay his victims a fraction of what he owes.

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago

Maybe he should work it off in an emerald mine ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

[-] hullabaloo@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

If you look like this dm me

[-] Salah@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

I knew a guy like this with a soviet flag above his bed. He was not a communist by any means, just a fan of soviet aesthetics

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Is it just me, but I think it's a little weird to put these things up in your room?

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I was planning to get some flags to hang up myself but I just like flags so they're in part just for me to admire.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is. But only a little

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Many such cases

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

The one in this photo is shopped in.

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago

How did they get this picture of me in my room?

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

just thinking about the time elon bragged that his bedside table looked like this

[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] fox@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Toy replica of gun from Deus Ex on a bedside table that's apparently made of tiles. Home absolutely void of any personality. Like how Patrick Bateman would live if he wasn't trying to win at being a normal guy

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

You can tell Elon played none of the DX games.

[-] fox@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

No, I totally believe he has, and I think he thought Bob Page is a really cool and interesting and deep character. I also think his build was total fucking shit though.

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 3 points 23 hours ago

The only person to put everything in swimming.

[-] fox@hexbear.net 3 points 16 hours ago

No he would've put everything in Computer and then tried to use guns

[-] PraiseCorn@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Where the hell is his right foot?!

[-] DasRav@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago

In the trash, clearly.

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Wow I thought Felix was exaggerating when he said he gained weight

[-] DisabledAceSocialist@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Looks like the average reddit mod (apart from the flag). Did anyone see that post where someone told AI to draw a reddit mod and it drew something very similar to this? Complete with filthy bedroom.

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

They probably think the same since right-wingers see Reddit as far-left

this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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