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[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 5 points 1 day ago

They're all here to fight to the death except for the Ostrich, for the Ostrich this is tuesday and he's been eyeing your ass all week.

[-] a4ng3l@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ask the fella at the left how that went… to the delicious death indeed.

[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I did not read that as "eyeing"

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

There is only one that I don't trigger because we lost a war against emus.

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't be very excited about a cock in my face either.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Chickens don’t have hands

[-] sartalon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yep. They're not eagles, but they can get onto low-hanging branches.

I see one right there though.

this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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