They're all here to fight to the death except for the Ostrich, for the Ostrich this is tuesday and he's been eyeing your ass all week.
Ask the fella at the left how that went… to the delicious death indeed.
I did not read that as "eyeing"
There is only one that I don't trigger because we lost a war against emus.
I wouldn't be very excited about a cock in my face either.
Chickens don’t have hands
They can also fly.
Yep. They're not eagles, but they can get onto low-hanging branches.
I see one right there though.
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