I was recently talking to an independent bookshop owner, looking at some of the submissions for self-published books. It was depressing as fuck. An absolute slop fest. The 'illustrated' childrens books were by far the worst offenders.
LMMs are just mediocrity machines.
You input one great book, and 25 dogshit fanfictions, you're not going to output a great book.
It's like teaching someone how to cook Chateaubriand, but also 19 recipes for hot dogs, and then expecting them to make braised lamb or some shit.
You are wrong, even a LLM fed with 26 great books couldn't write a good one.
Oh, I fully fucking agree.
I'm just putting this in 'crayon eater' terms for them to try and understand.
AI stories give me whiplash with how borderline personality disorder the characters seem after any significant length.
I mean yeah they mostly learned from fanfic authors.
peak mediocrity
I remember the stuff they added to Duolingo after the leadership went "AI first".
Duolingo has these story exercises. Old stories were all kind of fun and distinctive, and the characters are fun and memorable. Then they got the bright idea to AI generate more stories.
"Oh, don't worry, the new content will all be reviewed by humans", they said.
Were they?
The new stories were... I don't even remember any more. Best I can describe them is "there's stuff and it happens and the characters are just kinda there". It went in one ear, out of the other. I fucking can't. I don't think I was learning stuff from that.
And these were tiny stories, like couple of hundred words tops. Anyone uses LLMs to write novels is out of their rocker.
there's stuff and it happens and the characters are just kinda there
You're welcome to ignore this, but I feel I have to point out, not to you, but the universe in general (and just coincidentally as a reply to your comment), how well this describes almost everything about the most recent two episodes of a beloved TV series featuring a blue box that travels in time and space (which I like the usual amount). I'm going to go cry now. 🟦
You’re right and you should say it and I’m also going to cry now
Ugh you're right about Duolingo stories. They're so formulaic nowadays. Half of them are about Oscar brown-nosing some journalist.
Lots of fiction is mediocre so this tracks.
Also the human part, the general idea of what the story is about is unoriginal because of the AI user himself
Claude produces notably flat event escalation, GPT over-indexes on dream sequences, and Gemini defaults to external character description.
Which are all ways of creating more text without saying anything. Repetition is another classic.
I feel like that's a problem with all low-effort, AI-generated texts (which is the vast majority of them): You give it a prompt with maybe ten pieces of information and expect it to generate a text that's a hundred times as long, while also not straying too far from the prompt.
Of course, it's going to take every opportunity to not say anything that would advance the plot. Because advancing the plot means either using up the little input you gave it, or to invent new information which might contradict the prompt...
Fuck AI
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