Trump recounts missile attack by ‘Islamic Republic of Japan’ (www.asahi.com)

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[-] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 1 points 44 minutes ago

[-] NM_Gringo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

konnichiwa infidels! We rain death on you with a side of wasabi!

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Did we get a response from Actual Japan? 😆

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Leaked from Walter Reed.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago

As a unitedstatesian, I am unable to take my own government seriously, and I fully empathize with any non-US humans who feel the same way

[-] Korkki@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

It's like anuddah pearl harbor

[-] peppersnail@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

https://youtu.be/KxQ0LoEwQGQ?is=vkZ65ay-KCb45hJm

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Something something 25th now!

this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026

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