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Those Beans (thelemmy.club)
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[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 11 minutes ago

I'm shipping those cans of beans! There is clear chemistry between them!

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 40 points 15 hours ago

J is right, who buys from Amazon!?

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 27 points 14 hours ago
[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 14 hours ago

We need to show those astray souls the way to local beans!

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Locally sourced beans for the underbeaned community

[-] lemmyman@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

I;m thinking about thos beans

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 20 points 14 hours ago

a buck a can, and you can buy one at a time. prime eligible.

it costs more to deliver it than to buy it.

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 15 points 14 hours ago

So to bankrupt Amazon, everyone needs to order just one can of beans (and nothing else), all at the same time.

[-] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, but I don’t want these awful beans. Maybe we can all order one can and have them all delivered to the same place as a joke? Who needs an assload of beans?

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Who needs an assload of beans? I’m going to assume that you’re new to Lemmy and have somehow bypassed the bean verification.

[-] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 1 points 47 minutes ago

Please don't bring that back. I already had enough beans for life.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 12 hours ago

Food banks generally accept non perishable items.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

Yeah but haven't the people relying on the food bank suffered enough?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

I only buy beans by the ass load.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 10 hours ago

Buy canned boiled peanuts instead.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago

Any low cost high weight items like lead bricks are good substitutes

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago

Not me. I swear.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Shut-ins secret mail network.

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

“Jeff! He’s a bad motha…”
“Shut yo mouth!”

this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2026
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