We should no longer have takes we should have gives

Joining a local subreddit, an HOA, or a fascist party is driven by the same base impulse, differing only in degree

We should all hug dort_owl because they're very smart and funny and cute and they smell nice

amerikkka is bad

Better Call Saul was an 8/10 show that had great moments but the parts were greater than the whole

Based on stylometric and idiosyncratic analysis of the user's posts and comments, this user is most likely, on the balance of probabilities, a semi-autonomous bot operating out of the Ministry of Intelligence of the People's Republic of China.

beanis peepee poopoo

Naps are great

Fking italians have no business complaining about pineapple on pizza when they themselves are putting fking french fries and hotdogs on "pizza americana"

under communism everyone gets a pair of beanis style shoesies

legendary mic drop moment on a song:

[Outro] If you're a dog

A little puppy going ruff, ruff, ruff

If you're a fruit

A tomato full of juice