Definitely two communisms:
One good (real) communism for all the comrades
One bad (McCarthy fear mongering) communism for all the right-wingers
This is the way
you can't have second communism until you finished the first
B-but by the time the communism is complete it would probably already be well along in a dialectical transformation into a yet-unnamed further phase of liberatory transformation 
Sounds like someone needs to get the communal big spoon out them and get to work 
Oh heck aww geez what kinds of communisms are they?
the good one and the better one
Anyone who wants 2 communism is a revisionist splitter
I'll get the number 2 communism with a side of large fries and a McFlurry.
The ice cream machine is out can I interest you in a people's shaved ice
Is that like water ice? Yes please.
Communism in one solar system plox
I don't know what this means but we do got a gay space communism if your interested the luxury part is an addon on
Someone hasn't been reading their Stalin Beeblebrox
I would like one communism right here and one communism to go.
Do you want fries with that?
or 
it's her turn 
we may need one for each leg and hand as we slowly cross the river and feel our way through the rocks
One serving of Communism is enough. The serving is big enough to share.
Just one global one, please.
one Double Triple communism Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 maoist style, extra struggle sessions with a hammer and a sickle, light praxis grease; make it borderless, split it, and let it vuvuzula coming right up
The thing about communisms is they always make more communisms. Why buy two when the one will do? I'll have 12 tendencies by August
Under capitalism you have only one brand of communism (keynesian economics looked at by neoliberals with fear) but under communism everyone gets a job to make more communisms to keep it going.
One that's duck-sized and another that's horse-sized
communism is versatile that way
I want all three
the third one was the secret menu one you have to give the password to get that one
shave-and-a-haircut
puts third communism in a bag fucking take and get out
You can get it on the app usually.
apps been down since we realized communism no iphone
Can i get a cheese communism... hold the cheese 
me hugging the cheese customers always right
Nononooooo you're meant to give me the secret nod to get to the slug pool
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
"Trampoline!"
"STILL TWO COMMUNISMS!"
"Clam Wrestling!"
"Washing an Old Person!"
Only one for me thanks 
Cumminism
can i have three pls :)
Three coming up, with or without pickles?
greedy
Yo barkeep, another round of comminisms for me and my buddies
And who exactly is gonna pay for it the state 
Immm Tooo f*gged up cuz justs put it onn ym tab
Please
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