or two communisms

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[–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    top-use-words you can't have second communism until you finished the first

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Definitely two communisms:

    One good (real) communism for all the comrades

    One bad (McCarthy fear mongering) communism for all the right-wingers

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Oh heck aww geez what kinds of communisms are they?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I'll get the number 2 communism with a side of large fries and a McFlurry.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Anyone who wants 2 communism is a revisionist splitter

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I would like one communism right here and one communism to go.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Just one global one, please.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 months ago*

    one Double Triple communism Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 maoist style, extra struggle sessions with a hammer and a sickle, light praxis grease; make it borderless, split it, and let it vuvuzula coming right up

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    the third one was the secret menu one you have to give the password to get that one

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Can i get a cheese communism... hold the cheese janet-wink

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    meow-hug me hugging the cheese customers always right

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    The thing about communisms is they always make more communisms. Why buy two when the one will do? I'll have 12 tendencies by August

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 months ago

    Under capitalism you have only one brand of communism (keynesian economics looked at by neoliberals with fear) but under communism everyone gets a job to make more communisms to keep it going.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    One that's duck-sized and another that's horse-sized

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Communism in one solar system plox

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    we may need one for each leg and hand as we slowly cross the river and feel our way through the rocks

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    [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Only one for me thanks chad-trotsky

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    One serving of Communism is enough. The serving is big enough to share.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Yo barkeep, another round of comminisms for me and my buddies

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