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submitted 1 month ago by Wmill@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

or two communisms

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[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago
[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

top-use-words you can't have second communism until you finished the first

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

B-but by the time the communism is complete it would probably already be well along in a dialectical transformation into a yet-unnamed further phase of liberatory transformation doggirl-gloom

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Sounds like someone needs to get the communal big spoon out them and get to work stalin-comical-spoon

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Definitely two communisms:

One good (real) communism for all the comrades

One bad (McCarthy fear mongering) communism for all the right-wingers

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

This is the way

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Oh heck aww geez what kinds of communisms are they?

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

the good one and the better one

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

I'll get the number 2 communism with a side of large fries and a McFlurry.

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

The ice cream machine is out can I interest you in a people's shaved ice

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Is that like water ice? Yes please.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Anyone who wants 2 communism is a revisionist splitter

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

it's her turn stalin-point

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I would like one communism right here and one communism to go.

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Do you want fries with that?

[-] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Just one global one, please.

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

one Double Triple communism Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 maoist style, extra struggle sessions with a hammer and a sickle, light praxis grease; make it borderless, split it, and let it vuvuzula coming right up

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

the third one was the secret menu one you have to give the password to get that one

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

puts third communism in a bag fucking take and get out

[-] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

You can get it on the app usually.

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

apps been down since we realized communism no iphone

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Can i get a cheese communism... hold the cheese janet-wink

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

meow-hug me hugging the cheese customers always right

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Nononooooo you're meant to give me the secret nod to get to the slug pool

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

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[-] ghosts@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

The thing about communisms is they always make more communisms. Why buy two when the one will do? I'll have 12 tendencies by August

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Under capitalism you have only one brand of communism (keynesian economics looked at by neoliberals with fear) but under communism everyone gets a job to make more communisms to keep it going.

[-] stevatoo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

One that's duck-sized and another that's horse-sized

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

communism is versatile that way

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Communism in one solar system plox

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I don't know what this means but we do got a gay space communism if your interested the luxury part is an addon on

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Someone hasn't been reading their Stalin Beeblebrox

[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

we may need one for each leg and hand as we slowly cross the river and feel our way through the rocks

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

One serving of Communism is enough. The serving is big enough to share.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Three coming up, with or without pickles?

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago
[-] oliveoil@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Only one for me thanks chad-trotsky

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

"Trampoline!"

"STILL TWO COMMUNISMS!"

"Clam Wrestling!"

"Washing an Old Person!"

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Yo barkeep, another round of comminisms for me and my buddies

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

And who exactly is gonna pay for it the state three-heads-thinking

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Immm Tooo f*gged up cuz justs put it onn ym tab

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm from Wyoming. I was raised as a Republican but eventually saw the light and voted D in the 2016 election

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