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[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 148 points 5 days ago

It’s called football because it’s primarily played with the feet (unlike that other ”football” game).

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 150 points 5 days ago

You mean handegg

[-] One_Honest_Dude@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago

American football has been referred to as just football (in America) longer than football (soccer) was called just football in Britain. It was called association football as a distinct game separate from rugby football and other football games. Football distinguishing it from games played on horseback. Soccer was British slang from association (similarly at the time rugby football has slang term rugger.) Eventually the association part fell out of use but other countries that had developed their own football games tended to still call it soccer. I don't really care either way, I'll call it football when talking to people who call it football and soccer with people who call out soccer, I just think the origin of the terms is pretty interesting.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Football distinguishing it from games played on horseback

The problem with this line of argument is that basketball would also be football, as would baseball, cricket, hockey, and even cycling.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago

You had me until cycling. Which would clearly be "ball-less tech polo" or something like that 🤷🏻

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[-] droans@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

You mean football, football, football, knifeball, and wheelball?

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[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago

It’s called football because people run around on their feet, as opposed to horseback for polo.

[-] shpuncle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 5 days ago

So basketball, baseball and handball is basically football too, neat.

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[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

Are you proposing to renaming polo to horse golf? This logic is a bit weird but sure.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago

Are you proposing to renaming polo to horse golf

Excellent idea tbh!

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[-] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago

Mr. Beast has always been and will continue to be a huge piece of shit.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

It must be a generational thing but that guy creeps me the fuck out, and if horrific allegations about him came to light, I would not be surprised.

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[-] Ismay@programming.dev 36 points 4 days ago

One if the very few YouTubers I forbid my kids to watch. He's pretty much a summary of what's rotten in our civilization. Such a piece of shit.

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There are worse individuals, apparently the wells he dug in Africa were a real philanthropic venture.

That said, I would be fine with his career ending, I am sure many more people would be doing far better jobs than him.

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[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago

The only reason he hasn't fully embraced MAGA is because it'll kill his ratings.

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 79 points 5 days ago

This is how I learned the US lost at the World Cup.

[-] dudeface@lemmy.world 82 points 5 days ago

They didn’t just lose, their king pissed of the Europeans so much they felt it necessary to stomp them in to the ground

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago
[-] droans@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

On one hand, as an American, I would have loved to see us win.

On the other, nothing made me happier than seeing our asses get handed to us after Trump played interference.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 5 days ago

We should instead go back to calling American football "gridiron." It sounds cooler.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 5 days ago

I prefer handegg.

A toxic masculinity-fueled sport like that could do with a whimsical but accurate name to balance things out.

[-] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

waitball, where you spend most of the game waiting for them to do something with the ball

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 34 points 5 days ago

Wasn't there a chance of winning the World cup at around 1%? They had such a crap team that they had to import players from other countries who were technically American but didn't actually live there. Irony of irony is that Trump relies on immigrants to fill out the team.

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[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

MrBeast filmed himself rigging sweepstakes and contests, endangering people with reckless negligence, but is still makes new videos.

Other people have had their careers ended over mere uncorroborated allegations of misconduct, so why tf is that loser still making shit?

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 53 points 5 days ago

Can they also adopt the metric system like everyone else while they're at it too?

And also dump Phillips screw heads. They're godawful.

[-] Janx@piefed.social 17 points 5 days ago

Torx is king, but I would happily use only Phillips if we as humans got rid of slotted screws/screwdrivers. Every single time I'm forced to use one it annoys me. You can minimize it slipping out by using the right size, but who the hell wants to use or carry more than one of these? And it still doesn't eliminate the problems, whether you use it for high or low torque applications...

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 5 days ago

The only good thing about slot screws is that you can use any reasonable flat thing as an emergency screwdriver. And the screwdrivers can serve as a general purpose prying tool I guess. They suck at their official job.

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 21 points 4 days ago

Since they won, we should rename that bit of water the Gulf of Belgium.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Checkmate: we now only order Freedom Waffles.

[-] BioDriver@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I would not be surprised if MrBeast was outted as a nonce

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 5 days ago

With that 4-1 whipping USA has to change to metric.

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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

MrBeast IS a 13 year old brain piloting a grown man's body.

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I find it funny that he says "full stop" too which is a British, not American phrase.

[-] rainwall@piefed.social 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

May not be common, but I've heard it in american slang. I think its more an old carry over from telegrams that never quite left our shared language.

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[-] pimpampoom@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 days ago

People with kids, please don’t let them get brainwashed by those cancer influencers

[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 27 points 5 days ago

I hate this sentiment. I'm never going to let go of the word soccer, and it's irritating to pretend like I would. The Brits have decided they're done saying soccer and they only say football now, and it's irritating to pretend like anything the US does will change it. Let dialects be dialects and let's be done with it.

[-] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 52 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Soccer is a British word though, but predominantly southerner / Oxfordian.

Association Football used to get contracted to Assoc or Soc to differentiate it from Rugby Football.

And in Oxford, they historically liked to add -er to the end of things; still in parlance today is calling Rugby “rugger”, £5 note “fiver”, the Bodleian Library “Bodder”.

Assoc became “soccer”.

It’s not an American thing. It’s a posh southern England thing that got exported to the states by American students at Oxford returning stateside and bringing the game back with them, and forgotten by the English because the southern teams pale in comparison to the north’s.

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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago

Mr. Beast is an American ambassador for sure! He's probably yachting in the Gulf of America as we speak!

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