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[–] 150 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It’s called football because it’s primarily played with the feet (unlike that other ”football” game).

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  • [–] 44 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    American football has been referred to as just football (in America) longer than football (soccer) was called just football in Britain. It was called association football as a distinct game separate from rugby football and other football games. Football distinguishing it from games played on horseback. Soccer was British slang from association (similarly at the time rugby football has slang term rugger.) Eventually the association part fell out of use but other countries that had developed their own football games tended to still call it soccer. I don't really care either way, I'll call it football when talking to people who call it football and soccer with people who call out soccer, I just think the origin of the terms is pretty interesting.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Football distinguishing it from games played on horseback

    The problem with this line of argument is that basketball would also be football, as would baseball, cricket, hockey, and even cycling.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    It’s called football because people run around on their feet, as opposed to horseback for polo.

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  • [–] 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    This is how I learned the US lost at the World Cup.

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    [–] 54 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    Can they also adopt the metric system like everyone else while they're at it too?

    And also dump Phillips screw heads. They're godawful.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Torx is king, but I would happily use only Phillips if we as humans got rid of slotted screws/screwdrivers. Every single time I'm forced to use one it annoys me. You can minimize it slipping out by using the right size, but who the hell wants to use or carry more than one of these? And it still doesn't eliminate the problems, whether you use it for high or low torque applications...

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  • [–] 30 points 1 month ago

    The only good thing about slot screws is that you can use any reasonable flat thing as an emergency screwdriver. And the screwdrivers can serve as a general purpose prying tool I guess. They suck at their official job.

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    [–] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Mr. Beast has always been and will continue to be a huge piece of shit.

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    [–] 40 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    We should instead go back to calling American football "gridiron." It sounds cooler.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I prefer handegg.

    A toxic masculinity-fueled sport like that could do with a whimsical but accurate name to balance things out.

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    [–] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    With that 4-1 whipping USA has to change to metric.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    One if the very few YouTubers I forbid my kids to watch. He's pretty much a summary of what's rotten in our civilization. Such a piece of shit.

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    [–] 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Wasn't there a chance of winning the World cup at around 1%? They had such a crap team that they had to import players from other countries who were technically American but didn't actually live there. Irony of irony is that Trump relies on immigrants to fill out the team.

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    [–] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I find it funny that he says "full stop" too which is a British, not American phrase.

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    [–] 27 points 1 month ago (17 children)

    I hate this sentiment. I'm never going to let go of the word soccer, and it's irritating to pretend like I would. The Brits have decided they're done saying soccer and they only say football now, and it's irritating to pretend like anything the US does will change it. Let dialects be dialects and let's be done with it.

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  • [–] 52 points 1 month ago* (6 children)

    Soccer is a British word though, but predominantly southerner / Oxfordian.

    Association Football used to get contracted to Assoc or Soc to differentiate it from Rugby Football.

    And in Oxford, they historically liked to add -er to the end of things; still in parlance today is calling Rugby “rugger”, £5 note “fiver”, the Bodleian Library “Bodder”.

    Assoc became “soccer”.

    It’s not an American thing. It’s a posh southern England thing that got exported to the states by American students at Oxford returning stateside and bringing the game back with them, and forgotten by the English because the southern teams pale in comparison to the north’s.

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    [–] 21 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Since they won, we should rename that bit of water the Gulf of Belgium.

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    [–] 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    MrBeast IS a 13 year old brain piloting a grown man's body.

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    [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    People with kids, please don’t let them get brainwashed by those cancer influencers

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    [–] 13 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    YOU DIDN’T USE A PERIOD! EXCLAMATION MARK BANG

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    [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Mr. Beast is an American ambassador for sure! He's probably yachting in the Gulf of America as we speak!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    I just call it footy at this point. That way nobody confuses it for handegg.

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