▲ 899 ▼ This guy has a ton of 13yo fans (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 month ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 157 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children) Football distinguishing it from games played on horseback The problem with this line of argument is that basketball would also be football, as would baseball, cricket, hockey, and even cycling. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (2 children) You had me until cycling. Which would clearly be "ball-less tech polo" or something like that 🤷🏻 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (2 children) We sometimes call bicycles "wire donkeys" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* Only in the US, though. It's yet another of their silly regionalisms that confuses everyone. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) Cars are horseless carriages. Does that mean they are more or less likely to fall into the football category? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 point 1 month ago* Those are wheelies in America permalink fedilink source parent [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) Counterargument. I've never seen cycling done on horseback. Therfore it is football. Unless we classify a bike as a mechanical horse. Then we have mountain horsing, road horsing. Trick horsing. And all the velodrome horsing events. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 month ago* (1 child) I've never seen cycling done on horseback. Therfore it is football. I've never seen it done on foot or with a ball either, though. Two-wheel chasies? Or as a compromise, Wheelhorsing around? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) There are not many sports left to invent. Bike Football Horse Rugby (as seen in rambo) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WiredBrain@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 month ago The fuck did I just watch? permalink fedilink source parent [–] droans@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 child) You mean football, football, football, knifeball, and wheelball? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago May I suggest:- Bouncy-football, hotdog-football, 5day-football, ice-football, wheel-football permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (2 children) You had me until cycling. Which would clearly be "ball-less tech polo" or something like that 🤷🏻 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (2 children) We sometimes call bicycles "wire donkeys" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* Only in the US, though. It's yet another of their silly regionalisms that confuses everyone. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) Cars are horseless carriages. Does that mean they are more or less likely to fall into the football category? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 point 1 month ago* Those are wheelies in America permalink fedilink source parent [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) Counterargument. I've never seen cycling done on horseback. Therfore it is football. Unless we classify a bike as a mechanical horse. Then we have mountain horsing, road horsing. Trick horsing. And all the velodrome horsing events. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 month ago* (1 child) I've never seen cycling done on horseback. Therfore it is football. I've never seen it done on foot or with a ball either, though. Two-wheel chasies? Or as a compromise, Wheelhorsing around? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) There are not many sports left to invent. Bike Football Horse Rugby (as seen in rambo) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WiredBrain@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 month ago The fuck did I just watch? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (2 children) We sometimes call bicycles "wire donkeys" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* Only in the US, though. It's yet another of their silly regionalisms that confuses everyone. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) Cars are horseless carriages. Does that mean they are more or less likely to fall into the football category? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 point 1 month ago* Those are wheelies in America permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* Only in the US, though. It's yet another of their silly regionalisms that confuses everyone. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) Cars are horseless carriages. Does that mean they are more or less likely to fall into the football category? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 point 1 month ago* Those are wheelies in America permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 point 1 month ago* Those are wheelies in America permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) Counterargument. I've never seen cycling done on horseback. Therfore it is football. Unless we classify a bike as a mechanical horse. Then we have mountain horsing, road horsing. Trick horsing. And all the velodrome horsing events. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 month ago* (1 child) I've never seen cycling done on horseback. Therfore it is football. I've never seen it done on foot or with a ball either, though. Two-wheel chasies? Or as a compromise, Wheelhorsing around? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) There are not many sports left to invent. Bike Football Horse Rugby (as seen in rambo) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WiredBrain@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 month ago The fuck did I just watch? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 month ago* (1 child) I've never seen cycling done on horseback. Therfore it is football. I've never seen it done on foot or with a ball either, though. Two-wheel chasies? Or as a compromise, Wheelhorsing around? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) There are not many sports left to invent. Bike Football Horse Rugby (as seen in rambo) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WiredBrain@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 month ago The fuck did I just watch? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child) There are not many sports left to invent. Bike Football Horse Rugby (as seen in rambo) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] WiredBrain@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 month ago The fuck did I just watch? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WiredBrain@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 month ago The fuck did I just watch? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] droans@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 child) You mean football, football, football, knifeball, and wheelball? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago May I suggest:- Bouncy-football, hotdog-football, 5day-football, ice-football, wheel-football permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago May I suggest:- Bouncy-football, hotdog-football, 5day-football, ice-football, wheel-football permalink fedilink source parent