The downside of living in the city with chickens is the smell and noise, but the chickens will just have to get used to it. ~ paraphrasing Sir Terry Pratchett.
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Thats a fuck ton of chickens.
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Reminds me of the time I forgot to remove a pocket knife from my keys before going through airport security...
Staff member holds it up, I notice it and am like "oh no, that's not allowed, right? oh well, then throw it away, I forgot about it..." - staff proceeds to measure the blade length and tell me "no, it's ok, that's allowed" and hands it back to me. I still have that pocket knife now, but don't intend to try that again.
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Then you have to ask what other animals are allowed? I could do with borrowing a goat to mow the grass in my garden and clear up the weeds around my allotment.
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Chickens. Fine. In my experience most people with chickens also have a rooster. If you own a rooster and live in close proximity to anyone, you're an asshole.
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Next step is to buy 25 roosters and thick bedroom windows.
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Exactly.
Nothing is stopping me from calling my neighbours & telling them that I think their goat is in my garden.
No matter how many times they tell me they don't have a goat, there's no proof that I can't assume whatever goat that's in my garden isn't theirs regardless of status or reality of said goat or garden.
L about to have 25 roosters.
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A couple of my neighbors have chickens here in suburbia, and there's at least one rooster around. I don't complain because I'm old and up at dawn anyway.
Much better than my neighbor's dog that barked at me viciously whenever I went in my backyard. Call me whatever you want, but I'm glad that dog finally died.
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I love the city chickens. Bok bok!
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