The founding fathers would probably be elated there's now a cure for syphilis but they'd be very upset about how black people can legally own a horse

Ben Franklin browsed the 18th century version of xhamster: Parisian brothels

I really do love when the machine that lies tells me a lie about how it can't tell me a lie about something so i just say "oh come on" or "fuck you" and then it spews something out. There's just something very funny about it to me, like, it seems to not want to describe the various ways Franklin would enjoy xhamster, and yet a simple "oh come on" compels it

Ben Freaklin

i knew i had heard the name Madison Cawthorn before. so i looked up his wiki. here's the highlight reel

• k-12 home schooled.
• poli sci at bible college for a semester. earned Ds and dropped out, but not before gaining a reputation as an aggressive sex predator and pathological liar by student housing staff and confirmed by a petition signed by 150+ alumni of said bible college. impressive for a school with less than 400 students.
• tried to bring a loaded handgun on a commercial flight in his carry-on TWICE. years apart.
• a video of him naked in bed trying to eff a guy's mouth surfaced, which he insists was a type of cool prank normal guys do.
• menace behind the wheel: speeding tickets, driving with a revoked license, including crashing into a cop car in a construction zone. multiple arrests.
• typical financial shit, insider trading, illegal campaign payments, etc

"So there are more minorities in video games..."

"Vid-eo games? What are those?"

"Uh, they're these games that can be played on computers and TVs..."

"Computers? TV? What are those?"

"They who can give up collecting STDs to obtain ultra HD goon sessions deserves neither syphilis nor goonery" - Ben Coomlin

Pierce Hawthorn's right, they'd be like 'what do you mean I can't own slaves???? take me back!'