i knew i had heard the name Madison Cawthorn before. so i looked up his wiki. here's the highlight reel

• k-12 home schooled.
• poli sci at bible college for a semester. earned Ds and dropped out, but not before gaining a reputation as an aggressive sex predator and pathological liar by student housing staff and confirmed by a petition signed by 150+ alumni of said bible college. impressive for a school with less than 400 students.
• tried to bring a loaded handgun on a commercial flight in his carry-on TWICE. years apart.
• a video of him naked in bed trying to eff a guy's mouth surfaced, which he insists was a type of cool prank normal guys do.
• menace behind the wheel: speeding tickets, driving with a revoked license, including crashing into a cop car in a construction zone. multiple arrests.
• typical financial shit, insider trading, illegal campaign payments, etc