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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

he claims he was invited to big crazy bipartisan orgies in DC early on during his one and only 2 year term and that everything that came out about him before/after this that was embarassing (his entire life) was a staged conspiracy brought on by the bipartisan orgy enjoyers because he turned them down and was a good christian man of upstanding morals.

for context, he also created a counter-petition to the 150+ alumni petition saying he didn't do any of the lying, sex pest stuff. 6 people signed it. though one of the six, the most prominent name, went on record with the media saying he did not sign it and that his endorsement was forged.

personally, if there are bipartisan orgies in DC, I don't think this guy would have made the invite list.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

whomst among us

Didn't mean to say he was a good guy or innocent or anything. It's just the only thing I remember about him

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

yeah, i think it was probably how i first heard of him. definitely came across as a hail mary / change the conversation move.

the problem is the context of his actual life is somehow weirder and dumber than his imagined Eyes Wide Shut docu-reboot.

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