Man claiming world’s smallest penis says he’s booked enhancement surgery after public’s help (www.theguardian.com)

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A US man who has staked the uncontested claim of having the smallest penis in the world says he has booked a procedure to enhance his member at least somewhat after soliciting the online public’s financial support for that purpose.

In a brief interview on Saturday, 38-year-old Michael Phillips described himself as “really thankful and surprised” over the GoFundMe platform users who supported his campaign for help to pay for the procedure in question.

“I … never thought anyone would care enough to help,” said Phillips, who has previously explained that the procedure should relieve him of urinary issues resulting from his being only 0.38in (0.97cm) long even when wholly tumescent. “[I am] extremely grateful.”

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[-] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 41 points 1 hour ago

Coming out to say you have the world's smallest penis to raise awareness and body acceptance for men with small penises is actually kinda big dick energy.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

A solid point. (Pun intended.)

[-] YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 25 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Idk homie ya could end up like elon

Fucked up cock with a bunch of nerds metaphorically sucking you off but never physically

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

I was tempted to post this in 'Uplifting News' as a joke.

But I think it belongs here.

[-] kazerniel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

someone cross-posted it there :D

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

This pleases me.

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

Yeah, just a little.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 hours ago

Enhancement to make it even smaller? That would be funny :D

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

Not sure that would be called an enhancement in such a case 😅

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