Explaining AI to Americans: Hallucinate a burger.

AI trained on burgers plagiarises most prolific burger. Wow

Yeah, because the Big Mac is...so unique in its ingredients?

Using round balls as a model system, a generative AI system rediscovers the classic round ball without explicit supervision and generates novel round balls optimised for shape, colour, or diameter, according to a paper in npj Science of Balls and Testicles.

trying to explain optimization to a generative AI: imagine a burger

Wow, the plagiarism machine plagiarized the Big Mac.

AI invents burger and all it took for it to do that is all the power of the Hoover Dam and the entire knowledge of human history including all the burgers.

"rediscovers"

Yeah, I rediscovered how to make a quarter pounder with cheese

Execs: We've finally found it, the AI of truth!

AI: Use fresh, high quality ingredients and lots of meat.

Execs: Nyehh!!

What a time to be alive! Now we can eat ai slop.

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Yeah I ffucking love huge chunks of onion

(I don't and I actually think if you're putting slices of anything on a burger that are bigger than an eighth of an inch you're a lazy hack building slop piles)

I do like when my imaginary burger's imaginary feedback has a +30% Moist factor over the imaginary Big Mac's imaginary feedback.

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Nature is healing

Am I stupid or is providing a data set to model output definitely, unambiguously, 100% supervision?

Delicious Burger #2's meat looks like charcoal

"Delicious Burger 1" AKA the "Where's the Beef?" borger, going off of the AI slop graphic

From random samples, the model successfully rediscovers the classic Big Mac®, both in correct ingredients and weights, although the Big Mac® was never part of the initial training data (Fig. 2a). Across ten independent randomizations, rediscovering the Big Mac® requires on average 7.3 million samples which demonstrates that exact replication of recipes is a low-probability event under the learned distribution (Fig. 2e).

my siblings in christ that's not recreating the big mac, that's keep hitting your head against the wall untill you start to bleed lmao. i don't have anything specific to say against the paper (because i can't be bothered to look deeper) but this really specific and horrible to test benchmark is way too funny to not dunk on.

but does it know about cutting boards and newspaper and high industrial gastopub burger experience? :tm:

reinventing Big Macs from first principles