Hah, I thought the same thing but technically it passes. Also, world-building wise, I wanted to fucking live in a concent for like five years after reading that book, just being a secular monk tending vegetables and doing math problems with my staff and my sphere. It probably just hit me at the right time, but usually books don't have that effect on me.
Take the guy who owns five gas stations and cross him with a reddit mod/HOA president. Clone him five times. That's the town council.
Anathem by Neal Stephenson
Nice work! After the squash vine borers and squash bugs this year, I will never plant non-resistant squash again. I hear the "Long Island Cheese" pumpkin is tasty and resistant, so I will try that next year (along with butternut which did fine this year despite the bugs).
It looks like there's insects, bees maybe? This kid could be like 
When the Forge World drops the latest model Votomat Servitor. Feinstein Servitor owners devastated.
Could be an artistic choice in a horror game, but it's also a technical choice since dynamic bounced light is so expensive (and now so literally goddamn expensive).
I'm a fan of Dan Bell's Dead Mall Series, also.
Symptoms include water buckets for the leaky flat roof, closed hallways, and only a GNC, Army Recruiting, and a Victoria's Secret left.
This is like those fantasy diagrams of Astartes anatomy but 2/3rds of the implanted organs are just backup rectums, anuses, and vaginas. Just give it a cool pseudo-Latin name. She's able to withstand radiation thanks to her Belisarian VagoFissum.
Obviously the solution is to get rid of the GAO.
Yeah that would be smart. They have a pretty dysfunctional relationship. She's an absolute nightmare and he's a huge misogynist so he considers her crazy behavior "standard woman behavior". Both of them have been miserable for decades.
Years later I ran into a woman who just... never changed her oil. She was aware that oil changes were a thing, but she said, "Oh, I don't do that." She simply bought (or maybe leased, IDK) a new car every couple of years and traded in her rolling tomb of sludge. And yeah, her husband handled anything critical in the household.
I thought maybe that solved the riddle, but depressing to think how many people must be like that.