In this episode Butters is visiting Niagara Falls as a tourist, but he is arrested for being a foreigner. Nobody cares about his passport or the fact he was there "legally" and he gets funneled into a huge prison facility called "Alberta Alcatraz".
After several scary experiences he is in line for a phone call. When he gets to the front the guard pretends to not understand what he is asking for.
- Guard: WELL, what do YOU WANT?
- Butters: Uhh I want to make a phone call, please.
- Guard: Puh-hone call? Puh-hone? What's that?
- Butters: I don't understand mister. I'd like to call someone on that phone.
- Guard: Oh THIS? DO YOU MEAN-
The guard lets out a long, trumpet-like fart that sounds like, "fooooooooooone".
- Butters: Wha--- what?
- Guard 2: YEAH! YOU MEAN- (farting) foooooooooooone!
Apparently this is how Canadians make the word, "phone".
- Guard 2: HEY THIS LITTLE YANK CAN'T SAY- (farting) ffhhhooooooone!!
- Guard: HAHA!!! (farting) fuuuooooooooooooooone!
All guards start laughing at Butters and farting "fooooone". They can all apparently do this quite naturally.
- Butters: B-but, I don't have to fart right now.
- Guard: IF YOU WANT SOMETHING YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SPEAK CANADIAN!
Butters resolves to save up his farts to get his phone call.
Several days pass. Now trembling and sweating, a pale Butters can barely stand in line.
- Butters: Oh man... I gotta make it...
The inmate in front of him effortlessly farts "foooooooooone" and is let ahead. Butters is up.
- Guard: YEAH? WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS TIME?
- Butters: I want... I want... I... uh... UH.... ahhH!!
Butters loses control of his bowels and sprays shit in all directions, then collapses. Everyone around yells in disbelief and disgust.
A large inmate walks up and looks down.
- It's OK little buddy, my cousin had that same speech impediment.
Then I woke up.
Tucker is trying to position himself ahead of whatever neoMAGA movement is forming.
There's still a nucleus of Romney Republicans who can't stand Trump, and will probably vote Democrat in the midterm, but what they hate is the crassness and obvious corruption. They would prefer a return to when fascists calmly used big words. They think secret police slamming abuela's face into the curb outside the Piggly Wiggly is too much and would prefer a return to the time when that practice was reserved for young black and Latino men.
Then there's former MAGAs who, turns out, were true believers in the whole pedophilia being bad thing. Or some were true believers in isolationism. The Thomas Massies and MTGs. They're like Orange Man Bad, but nothing else in their beliefs has changed. Currently homeless.
If it wasn't for the anti-Israeli spending streak in this movement Israel would be funding it already.