[–] 1 point 11 hours ago

Hah, I thought the same thing but technically it passes. Also, world-building wise, I wanted to fucking live in a concent for like five years after reading that book, just being a secular monk tending vegetables and doing math problems with my staff and my sphere. It probably just hit me at the right time, but usually books don't have that effect on me.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Nice work! After the squash vine borers and squash bugs this year, I will never plant non-resistant squash again. I hear the "Long Island Cheese" pumpkin is tasty and resistant, so I will try that next year (along with butternut which did fine this year despite the bugs).

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Could be an artistic choice in a horror game, but it's also a technical choice since dynamic bounced light is so expensive (and now so literally goddamn expensive).

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago

    This is like those fantasy diagrams of Astartes anatomy but 2/3rds of the implanted organs are just backup rectums, anuses, and vaginas. Just give it a cool pseudo-Latin name. She's able to withstand radiation thanks to her Belisarian VagoFissum.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Yeah that would be smart. They have a pretty dysfunctional relationship. She's an absolute nightmare and he's a huge misogynist so he considers her crazy behavior "standard woman behavior". Both of them have been miserable for decades.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Years later I ran into a woman who just... never changed her oil. She was aware that oil changes were a thing, but she said, "Oh, I don't do that." She simply bought (or maybe leased, IDK) a new car every couple of years and traded in her rolling tomb of sludge. And yeah, her husband handled anything critical in the household.

    I thought maybe that solved the riddle, but depressing to think how many people must be like that.

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    In this episode Butters is visiting Niagara Falls as a tourist, but he is arrested for being a foreigner. Nobody cares about his passport or the fact he was there "legally" and he gets funneled into a huge prison facility called "Alberta Alcatraz".

    After several scary experiences he is in line for a phone call. When he gets to the front the guard pretends to not understand what he is asking for.

    • Guard: WELL, what do YOU WANT?
    • Butters: Uhh I want to make a phone call, please.
    • Guard: Puh-hone call? Puh-hone? What's that?
    • Butters: I don't understand mister. I'd like to call someone on that phone.
    • Guard: Oh THIS? DO YOU MEAN-

    The guard lets out a long, trumpet-like fart that sounds like, "fooooooooooone".

    • Butters: Wha--- what?
    • Guard 2: YEAH! YOU MEAN- (farting) foooooooooooone!

    Apparently this is how Canadians make the word, "phone".

    • Guard 2: HEY THIS LITTLE YANK CAN'T SAY- (farting) ffhhhooooooone!!
    • Guard: HAHA!!! (farting) fuuuooooooooooooooone!

    All guards start laughing at Butters and farting "fooooone". They can all apparently do this quite naturally.

    • Butters: B-but, I don't have to fart right now.
    • Guard: IF YOU WANT SOMETHING YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SPEAK CANADIAN!

    Butters resolves to save up his farts to get his phone call. Several days pass. Now trembling and sweating, a pale Butters can barely stand in line.

    • Butters: Oh man... I gotta make it...

    The inmate in front of him effortlessly farts "foooooooooone" and is let ahead. Butters is up.

    • Guard: YEAH? WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS TIME?
    • Butters: I want... I want... I... uh... UH.... ahhH!!

    Butters loses control of his bowels and sprays shit in all directions, then collapses. Everyone around yells in disbelief and disgust.

    A large inmate walks up and looks down.

    • It's OK little buddy, my cousin had that same speech impediment.

    Then I woke up.

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