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590k buyers paid $59M for Trump's gold phone, but not one has shipped by MoonMelon in c/hackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Aside from journalists and people like MoistCr1TiKaL buying one for the yuks, how many purchases are actually MAGA rubes? Because it could have just been another way to bribe Trump. Just a different kind of Trump NFT, basically.

60% of MD5 password hashes are crackable in under an hour by MoonMelon in c/cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 days ago

I mean, yeah. MD5 blows for this. It's not like programs recommend you keep an MD5 hash of people's passwords on disk or in environment variables, right Perforce?

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Had a dream I was watching South Park. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by MoonMelon@lemmy.ml to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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In this episode Butters is visiting Niagara Falls as a tourist, but he is arrested for being a foreigner. Nobody cares about his passport or the fact he was there "legally" and he gets funneled into a huge prison facility called "Alberta Alcatraz".

After several scary experiences he is in line for a phone call. When he gets to the front the guard pretends to not understand what he is asking for.

Guard: WELL, what do YOU WANT?
Butters: Uhh I want to make a phone call, please.
Guard: Puh-hone call? Puh-hone? What's that?
Butters: I don't understand mister. I'd like to call someone on that phone.
Guard: Oh THIS? DO YOU MEAN-

The guard lets out a long, trumpet-like fart that sounds like, "fooooooooooone".

Butters: Wha--- what?
Guard 2: YEAH! YOU MEAN- (farting) foooooooooooone!

Apparently this is how Canadians make the word, "phone".

Guard 2: HEY THIS LITTLE YANK CAN'T SAY- (farting) ffhhhooooooone!!
Guard: HAHA!!! (farting) fuuuooooooooooooooone!

All guards start laughing at Butters and farting "fooooone". They can all apparently do this quite naturally.

Butters: B-but, I don't have to fart right now.
Guard: IF YOU WANT SOMETHING YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SPEAK CANADIAN!

Butters resolves to save up his farts to get his phone call. Several days pass. Now trembling and sweating, a pale Butters can barely stand in line.

Butters: Oh man... I gotta make it...

The inmate in front of him effortlessly farts "foooooooooone" and is let ahead. Butters is up.

Guard: YEAH? WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS TIME?
Butters: I want... I want... I... uh... UH.... ahhH!!

Butters loses control of his bowels and sprays shit in all directions, then collapses. Everyone around yells in disbelief and disgust.

A large inmate walks up and looks down.

It's OK little buddy, my cousin had that same speech impediment.

Then I woke up.

touchStripFingerMount by MoonMelon in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 114 points 1 week ago

Gnutsak

greebles!! by MoonMelon in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 97 points 1 week ago

Back in the days where they used miniatures to do spaceships sometimes the vfx dept. would take model kits and glue the entire plastic sheet, sprues and all, to the miniature. You know, like this.

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Time to check your furnace, patriots. (thelemmy.club)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by MoonMelon@lemmy.ml to c/slop@hexbear.net

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https://filterking.com/freedom-filters

Archive Link

Real by MoonMelon in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 82 points 1 month ago

* slaps sphere *

"You can fit so much Perlin noise on this baby."

Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian publishes letter to the people of the United States of America by MoonMelon in c/news@hexbear.net

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 118 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I invite you to look beyond the machinery of misinformation—an integral part of this aggression—and instead speak with those who have visited Iran. Observe the many accomplished Iranian immigrants... Do these realities align with the distortions you are being told about Iran and its people?

Sorry is there an Adrian Zenz-like figure I can ask instead?

Seriously though I admire that, despite all we've done to them, he still responds with a dignity that we certainly don't deserve. Of course we're totally deaf to this as a people, but I respect the gesture.

Reddit and FaceID Verification by MoonMelon in c/privacy@lemmy.ml

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 295 points 1 month ago

There's no way they want to eliminate bot traffic, it would kill 2/3rds of their traffic instantly. So this just means, "bots that aren't paying us."

Newsom goes all in on transphobia by MoonMelon in c/news@hexbear.net

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 100 points 2 months ago

Somebody here said something like, "Can't wait for libs to tell me I'm responsible for a Vance presidency because I refuse to vote for this ghoul." I think about that every time he opens his mouth. Can't wait for all the milquetoast liberal pushback against Newsom's despicable rhetoric to melt away into "Blue no matter who" the minute he is coronated by the plutocracy.

Darwin was a real one. by MoonMelon in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 169 points 2 months ago

His health was so fucked it has its own wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_of_Charles_Darwin

Real estate agents are never the smart ones by MoonMelon in c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 151 points 3 months ago

Amazon requires gov-ID photo before refund. by MoonMelon in c/privacy@lemmy.ml

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 108 points 9 months ago

You paid for something and never got it. Initiate chargeback with your bank. Amazon may close your account for this, but fuck them.

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Does using Cloudflare's cdnjs compromise privacy? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by MoonMelon@lemmy.ml to c/privacy@lemmy.ml

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Prefacing by saying I'm a total noob to webdev.

I'm trying to move my personal portfolio site off of Squarespace and onto some sort of static hosting. Since I know nothing, I'm cobbling together hugo templates and using LightBox2 to show image galleries. The blog I'm referencing includes LightBox2 using this:

<script src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/jquery/3.4.1/jquery.min.js" integrity="sha256-CSXorXvZcTkaix6Yvo6HppcZGetbYMGWSFlBw8HfCJo=" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
<script src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/lightbox2/2.11.1/js/lightbox.min.js" integrity="sha256-CtKylYan+AJuoH8jrMht1+1PMhMqrKnB8K5g012WN5I=" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>

I would prefer to not subject people viewing my page to any external tracking if I can avoid it. My page has zero tracking/analytics for this reason. I briefly tried downloading LightBox2 and directly including it instead, and was able to get it working mostly, but some things were broken that I would need to debug. Before I do that I was wondering, is this even a problem? Is including stuff from cloudflare cdn like this sketchy? It's possible I'm being overly paranoid but I have no idea.

What is jury nullification and what does it mean for Luigi Mangione’s defense? by MoonMelon in c/usa@lemmy.ml

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 83 points 1 year ago

Cops can ignore. Prosecutors can decline. Judges can "sentence" to unconditional release.

The people can nullify.