I relate to this one, like half of the posts or comments I make are edited because i just always find a way to forget something or make a spelling error lol

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[–] 133 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You can tell it's real by the different font sizes

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Or it could be stitched together

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I dunno man, I've watched too many movies where a couple of hotties seduce a dude and then it turns into horror. Don't rule out that the acquaintances were just messing with you.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    It’s okay man maybe they were trying to entrap you in a rape case

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Hey you never know you may have dodged a bullet. You won’t ever catch me getting entrapped im too smart for the female population

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    im too smart for the female population

    when you say "im too smart for the female population", you're basically just saying that you're never getting laid, right?

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (14 children)

    Fellas help me out with that Lemmyrizz, what is the appropriate response if a girl sends you this

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Let your eyeballs pop out of your head, your tongue unfurl onto the floor, your heart beat through your chest and spring back inside, all while either howling, whistling, or going with the classic "YEAH, BABY!"

    This has worked for me literally every single time.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Tasteful bulge pic. No shirt, boxer briefs with an obvious half chub.

    Unless they have a great sense of humor, then it's the opposite. Donald Ducking with a throbbing erection and a thumbs up.

    I also like to do dick cleavage. Pull boxers down so the base of the shaft is showing.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    Are you referencing the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver's Last Week Tonight that gets brought up with every duck story (last time with the Reflecting Pool)?

    Cartoon NSFW

    Yes, drakes do have corkscrew penises

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Surely that isn't anatomically accurate, is it?

    Also, do ducks even have balls?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    No, it isn't. Ducks usually have smaller eyeballs and no clothes. Their testicles are internal and the featherless penis is pink, thinner and more twisted (but can be as long as the rest of the body).

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Bridget?

    Bridget?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Yes, the pic is after some reflection but that's not a big issue, it can be flipped digitally

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    This feels like the start to the movie Obsession.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    What's the problem?

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