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I dunno man, I've watched too many movies where a couple of hotties seduce a dude and then it turns into horror. Don't rule out that the acquaintances were just messing with you.
It’s okay man maybe they were trying to entrap you in a rape case
Hey you never know you may have dodged a bullet. You won’t ever catch me getting entrapped im too smart for the female population
im too smart for the female population
when you say "im too smart for the female population", you're basically just saying that you're never getting laid, right?
Fellas help me out with that Lemmyrizz, what is the appropriate response if a girl sends you this
"I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
Btw, nice tits"
"Better switch to a messaging app with end-to-end encryption if you want to share pictures like this https://signal.org/install"
Let your eyeballs pop out of your head, your tongue unfurl onto the floor, your heart beat through your chest and spring back inside, all while either howling, whistling, or going with the classic "YEAH, BABY!"
This has worked for me literally every single time.
Tasteful bulge pic. No shirt, boxer briefs with an obvious half chub.
Unless they have a great sense of humor, then it's the opposite. Donald Ducking with a throbbing erection and a thumbs up.
I also like to do dick cleavage. Pull boxers down so the base of the shaft is showing.
Pro-tip for the final stages: most phones can do slow-mo for any grand moments you'd like to capture.
I don't normally share my secret recipes.
Are you referencing the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver's Last Week Tonight that gets brought up with every duck story (last time with the Reflecting Pool)?
Cartoon NSFW

Yes, drakes do have corkscrew penises
Surely that isn't anatomically accurate, is it?
Also, do ducks even have balls?
Yes, the pic is after some reflection but that's not a big issue, it can be flipped digitally

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