I relate to this one, like half of the posts or comments I make are edited because i just always find a way to forget something or make a spelling error lol

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[–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tasteful bulge pic. No shirt, boxer briefs with an obvious half chub.

Unless they have a great sense of humor, then it's the opposite. Donald Ducking with a throbbing erection and a thumbs up.

I also like to do dick cleavage. Pull boxers down so the base of the shaft is showing.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    Are you referencing the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver's Last Week Tonight that gets brought up with every duck story (last time with the Reflecting Pool)?

    Cartoon NSFW

    Yes, drakes do have corkscrew penises

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    Surely that isn't anatomically accurate, is it?

    Also, do ducks even have balls?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    No, it isn't. Ducks usually have smaller eyeballs and no clothes. Their testicles are internal and the featherless penis is pink, thinner and more twisted (but can be as long as the rest of the body).

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