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[-] Doug@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

I’ve seen this question done with apples; if took “five years from now,” today, today would be minus five years. Boom, I’m acing this comprehension test.

Now if you’ll excuse me, there is a sale on garages I’m keen to get to.

this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2026

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